JoN's definitions

flackshack

A newly painted home.

I live in the flakshack that Larry had just painted.

by Jon December 8, 2004

Sacramento Kings

A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!

B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.

Stojakovic hits the game winning three for the Sacramento Kings....

by Jon July 27, 2004

fluffes

Fluffes means to get someones attention, by fluffing them with something. That something can be anything, and you shouldn't include what it is. It is just a attention getter.

Morthy fluffes Joe|Away.

by Jon February 18, 2005

flippin' lousy

The Beatles, according to Pete Townshend, circa 1966.

"If you listen to only the backing track of The Beatles without their voices, it's flippin' lousy."

by Jon June 30, 2005

Corey Ott Mathematics

The style of math used when you multiply the answer by two and add one.

2+2=9

In regular form: 2+2=4

4 x 2=8

8 + 1=9

So, in Corey Ott Math, 2+2=9

by Jon February 25, 2005

Palo

Palo is basically a guy who likes to have sex with big fat transexual ogres. In his free time, he enjoys buttfucking horny kangaroos and eating cow testicles.

"Yummy." said Palo. "These testicles are delicious! I think I'll have some more"

by Jon July 5, 2004

pakookoo

Slang term for Nigger.
Slang term for Black.

There are mostly pakookoos in the NBA.
She's got pakookoo lips.
Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, and Dave Chappelle are my favorite pakookoo comedians.

by Jon May 10, 2004