JoN's definitions

stuff

A popular men's magazine featuring pornography.

Did you see that hot chick in Stuff?

by Jon June 5, 2003

crinkle

A wrinkle in one's cock.

Girl: Hey, you got a crinkle.
Kevin Batchelor: Thanks.

by Jon January 24, 2005

bill o'reilly

A middle aged conservative white male who like all middle aged conservative white males drone on and on and on about "morality" and "God".

Like all middle aged ocnservative white males, he also cheats on his wife and obviously has no respect for the impact it would have on his children

by jon April 2, 2005

capcom

Once innovative video game company who attracted people to amusement arcades long before the fighting franchises began, with games like: Commando, Ghosts'n'Goblins, Strider, Black Tiger, Mercs, Mega Twins, Vulgus, Willow, Three Wonders, 1942 and Mega Man. Then suddenly and inexplicably ceased to be innovative in 1991 with everything since Street Fighter II.

Capcom.. What went wrong?

by Jon January 13, 2004

escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004

setromexual

the opposite of a metrosexual. a gay man who dresses porly and has no taste.

I can't believe Todd wore that shirt! He is such a setromexual!

by Jon October 25, 2003

wayle

to beat up badly. synonyms whipped waxed, nailed,etc. can be used in the past tense

wayled

man the lakers wayled on the clippers

by jon August 29, 2003