JoN's definitions

dinner masher

one man using his errect penis to "mash" another mans dinner via his arse hole.

Julian Clarey is a "dinner masher"

by jon September 22, 2003

terrorism

an attack which kills white people

it's not terrorism when we do it either.

by jon April 2, 2005

dwatle

To probe using ones finger

I had to dwatle my ass for some corn

by jon March 11, 2005

Wrestling Hater

One who hates wrestling. One who can only say that "it's gay" or "for faggots". A person who also tells wrestling fans that it's fake, thinking that the wrestling fan is too stupid to know. They think that the WWE superstars are not actual athletes. It really doesn't require any athleticism to do a moonsault off of the top rope ONTO someone. It doesn't really hurt at all. They're wrong.

Wrestling Hater: Wrestling is a fucking gay sport. OMG they leik 2 touch eachohter lol and ther n theyr ndrware. itz faggot sprts lmao.

Wrestling fan I'd like to see YOU in the wrestling ring against people like Chris Benoit or The Undertaker

Wrestling Hater: may-b i will gosh, lol lol!

by Jon January 19, 2005

gobeil

a dumb ass kid who is a asshole

Jon you Are such a gobeil

by jon March 17, 2005

tiberian sun

Probably the best rts ever. It was the groundbreaker for all other rts's, it made commands like "attack here" become noticably needed.

Tiberian Sun was the last great game made by Westwood. Ever since EA took over, things have gotten shitty.

by Jon May 1, 2005

TS

Easy way of saying what the Fuck or Thats garbage.

speaker1:Im on a diet but im eating Mcdonalds

Speaker2: TS

by Jon February 14, 2005