JoHn's definitions

ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

by John April 20, 2005

friends academy

the preppiest and most expensive school ever

aargh! I've got to go to Friends academy

by John October 19, 2003

sixpack

stomach that is muscular enough to resemble a six pack of soda cans

The wrestler had a sixpack from doing crunches three times a week.

by John March 27, 2005

chotch

groin area

I got kicked in the chotch.

by John May 1, 2003

badonkadonk

a thick delicous booty that giggles like jello if it moves a tiny bit and it makes even gay guys drewl at the sight of it

j-lo has a badonkadonk

by john December 3, 2003

kappo

cunt, bastard, twat, mong, minge, fanny faced fucker, bandit of the arse. generally a shrub rocketeer.

kappo! (and pointing at someone)

by John August 10, 2003

quiming

is in much the same league as felching although quiming refers to a lady

after i had ejaculated i gave her a good quiming

by john December 4, 2004