townie

shit people with shit lives who ruin everyone elses life

"yo gimme that guitar yeh"
"nar my mans nuff good on guitar!"

"no you're actually both big fat cocks"

by john December 18, 2003

red dawn

By far the most awesome of the legal drugs you can buy at your local head shop. It's kinda like liquid shrroms, and EX combined, your fist time YOU WILL TRIP YOU FUCKING BALLS OFF
AKA: red scourge, ol' red, RD, Dawn, liquid EX

fuck taking the recomended dosage of 3 to 5 cap-fulls JC rocks out to RD by taking half the damn bottle
Morg: Dude, JC you allright?
JC: fuck yeah... i downed like an entire bottle of Red dawn, and i'm tripping mah bawlz off, nucka... *throw up* uhhh.... I hate the spins...

by john September 24, 2005

pussySlut

a pussy that is often fuck very hard till it starts to bleed

i fuck your mom really hard last night

by John June 23, 2003

Dickhead

A person with a big floppy penis on their head, typically the forehead.

you are a dickhead

by john November 02, 2002

wet

When you make alot of shots in the game of basketball, or wet as in a girls pussy being fully lubricated

yo, this bitch is wet. That nigga is wet

by John March 04, 2005

ginormous

Something that is really, really big.

As Buddy says in the movie "Elf," "Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!"

by John April 17, 2005

10 feet

(1.) The minimum distance to maintain between one's self and something awful, bad, or obnoxious, (2.) The average distance little old ladies park their cars from the curb, when parallel parking, (3.) The penis length many straight women and gay men would love their partners to have, although they wouldn't know what to do with it, if it was, (4.) A light snowfall in Minot, North Dakota.

Examples: (1.) "I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole."

by John June 27, 2004