Ike

v. - To hit a woman in the mouth (i.e. Ike Turner) short for "Ike in the jib"

"Bob's girlfriend cheated on him now he's walkin around like he wants to Ike a bitch."

by John September 15, 2004

mental intercourse

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation. Topics range from sex to nerdy subjects.

I enjoyed our mental intercourse today. Perhaps again, tommorrow?

by John June 20, 2004

filariasis

sucking cock

by john May 08, 2003

Sea Urchin

A form of making love under water in a replica of a giant oyster, without a breathing aparatus. Frequent breaths are needed in order to stay alive.

My lover and I were engaged in a very dangerous, but erotic, sea urchin.

by John January 08, 2004

CB

Cock-block: an act that someone else does that ruins your chance at getting some punani.

"Hey Tyrone, you just CB'ed me bitch! Now I ain't gettin' no pussy tonight!"

by John November 24, 2004

Wal-mart

A place where people like hold their family reunions making a ring in a main area of traffic flow and talk for hours and do not move out of the way when you want to get by.dumb asses.

Excuse me ,excuse me, idiots.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

fankst

A combination of "fake" and "angst", denoting, thus, "fankst" - used to describe poseur angst that currently runs rampant in popular media.

A good example would be the lyrics of Linkin Park or all the worrying that the rich kids on the shows of the WB engage in.

"Dude, you have nothing to be sad about, so knock off the fankst."

by John May 14, 2005