JoHn's definitions

trafting

when one inserts a small rodent into ones anus for pleasure

Using a paper towel tube to insert/penetrate the anal canal with a living specimen.

by John August 25, 2003

funky gibbon

To react wildly with much waving of arms. Derived from the Goodies song/dance

I was only 15 minutes late for the meeting and the boss did a total Funky Gibbon in front of everyone

by John August 14, 2003

duce duce

a .22 caliber handgun or rifle

walk up on them with a duce duce

by john October 24, 2004

eurotrash

A drug addicted, skinny, pale, sarcastic,trust fund baby, clubbing every night, male/female. eurotrash have keen fashion sense and often aren't european. they often go to university full time, but skip most of their classes and have no major. they don't get kicked out and they don't have any visible form of income but live lavishly. eurotrash don't bathe, smile or wash their hair on a regular basis so they may reek of perfumes and colognes.

Shit man, look at all the eurotrash at Boston University.

by john January 2, 2005

socker

Usually referring to the anus, although in rare circumstances can be defined as vagina.

Harry stuck his dick right into the socker.

Fred, being a bit tipsy, accidentally inserted himself into the socker.

by John July 4, 2004

madonna-whore complex

a career that is flatlining and needs cpr. See debbie gibson

now that britney spears' career has bounced back from a kiss, the rest of the mickey mouse club will develop a madonna-whore complex

by john September 8, 2003

oscar

Slang for OxyContin, a heroin-like painkiller that lots of people seem to like these days.

Yo man, you hangin out with Oscar today?? That dude owes me 80 bucks

ie-I was interested in purchasing an 80mg Oxy pill.

by JoHn February 16, 2004