JoE's definitions

mop up

Fix all bugs in a piece of software. ALL BUGS.

Large government contract with a deadline looming.

by Joe May 13, 2005

Nuclearbomb clock

Master of the world.
Has extreme ownage over you.
master of flash

by joe November 1, 2003

noiee

A large piece of fuzz found between sheets after very fast sex. Caused usually by ripping pillows.

"Oh man that noiee was as big as my head."

by JOE July 26, 2004

Brown dick

A fag or a fairy. I think it's quite new. It's derived from the effects of a homosexual's favorite past time which is doing it into the rear.

That guy is a brown dick, better keep your butt to the wall.

by Joe March 3, 2005

cheifton

A way to call someone "boss" or "cheif"
and also insult them with every rude and explicid comment that comes to mind.

A way to insult your boss infront of customers and get away with it

Boss: "did you ring him up...cuz youve been slacking!"

Person: "Sure did cheifton!"

by Joe December 7, 2003

Amorphity

A relationship that the two involved parties are either unable or relunctant to define.
Situation-based, built out of convenience/timing.
It's essential that both parties firmly do NOT want further stage the relationship.

Even though Stacie and Joe had broken up, their were still an amorphity whenever Stacie stayed overat Joe's.

by Joe November 2, 2003

oraganimous

a pathetic attempt by Michael to spell the word origami(ous) or maybe oregon(ous) --- who knows. Im baffled.

Assow... you take link, wad up and shove up your oraganimous ass.

by Joe June 19, 2003