colita

A rhesus monkey colony in Arizona.

Sam was eaten by the monkeys at Colita.

by Joe May 03, 2004

puke stick

What a non addict would refer to cigarette as.

That smoker troll thinks she looks so cool puffing on that puke stick.

by Joe January 02, 2005

Chillaxing

A combination of Chilling out and Relaxing

Me and my friend are Chillaxing Later Tonite.

by Joe September 09, 2003

es

being cool, mackin` cousins, repping hard over the interweb and basically cooling people you hate, geeks

"bro that shit was es ehh"

by Joe June 30, 2003

jock

1.to copy
2.to really like someone
3.to have your balls in a girl's mouth.

"why you jockin my shoes?"
"im jockin that asian girl."

by joe May 01, 2004

nachos and cheese

you take two old retarded women and a cup. You punch both ladies in their cooters. You put the cup under them. When you punch the first retard, her crusties fall into the cup. You punch the second retard in the same place and her fluids fall out into the cup. Then enjoy!!!

I enjoyed the nachos and cheese.

by joe March 24, 2005

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

A education program proudly promoted by our "Bush for brains" President, whereby he guarantees that no child will be left behind. This is easily accomplished since he plans to make sure that no child will be advancing either.

Bush wants to make sure that no child gets left behind and ends up getting missundereducated like him.(See missunderestimated)

by JOE September 29, 2003