JoE's definitions

willy jam

What happens when two or more funk guitarists end up unsupervised in a studio together.

While the drummer was passed out, Jimmy and Naylor went on a four-hour willy jam that was only interrupted when the singer came back and tied their heads together with gaffer tape.

by Joe January 13, 2004

noobelite

1)A person with both poor and positive traits
2)A great philosopher born in the 1900's

Dude, DC is so noobelite.

Noobelite is so smart.

by joe September 30, 2003

Loser

Not a winner.

I won. You lost. You are a loser.

by joe December 15, 2002

blizcock

a very bent penis
can also be used as an insult

Jeez Jack, why the hell are you such a blizcock??

by Joe February 10, 2004

I.V.

Isla Vista, the place where all the mad partygoers from UCSB (University of Casual Sex and Beer) go to get drunk off their asses, smoke bowls larger than Bill Gates' ego, and light couches on fire.

I'm goin' down to I.V. to get me some ASS!

by joe September 26, 2003

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

woofl

the noise a cow makes when constipated

the cow woofled

by joe May 20, 2004