Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.
"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."
by Joe April 30, 2004
by Joe March 20, 2003
Some bitch that plays online games and kills his own fucking players. Hence the name tker.(Team Killer)
If you plan to tk in a game, first purchase a gun and kill yourself. J/K don't kill your self. See J/K
by Joe January 09, 2004
by Joe February 08, 2005
A female in her late 30's to early 40's that has smoked since she was a teenager. Characteristics will very, but will likely include wrinkles, dull or gray hair, sunken in eyes, and pointy ears.
by Joe January 03, 2005
A county in Upstate New York.
by Joe November 19, 2003