Bleested

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.
"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."
by Joe April 30, 2004
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ass-backwards

adj. - wrong, abnormal, negatively unique, against the norm (the norm owns mee)
Why do anything the normal way when we can do it ass-backwards?
by Joe March 20, 2003
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tker

Some bitch that plays online games and kills his own fucking players. Hence the name tker.(Team Killer)
If you plan to tk in a game, first purchase a gun and kill yourself. J/K don't kill your self. See J/K
by Joe January 09, 2004
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jumblees

my nuts mofukers dam straight bitch and Ryan Knox will suk on ur jumblees for a nickel
his numba is 1 800 big bitch if u wanna hook up wit him biatch
by Joe February 08, 2005
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basuco

yo ese lets go smoke some basuco
by joe February 29, 2004
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smoker troll

A female in her late 30's to early 40's that has smoked since she was a teenager. Characteristics will very, but will likely include wrinkles, dull or gray hair, sunken in eyes, and pointy ears.
All off those death wands have turned her into a smoker troll.
by Joe January 03, 2005
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Rockland

Rockland is a 2nd class Long Island/Westchester
by Joe November 19, 2003
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