JoE's definitions

vodka

russian water - evil stuff.

- noo more russian water!!!

by joe April 9, 2004

MVP

Mountain view player. dumbasses from mountain view high who think there better than homestead and austin

did you see thoughs mvp fags what losers

by joe January 15, 2004

sampans

shit

i shit on the log

by JOe October 8, 2003

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

dnndtt

A narcissist. One who always trys to impress others with boring tales of what they've done.

see rednndtt

That guy thinks he is such a dnndtt

by Joe September 23, 2004

Celestial

a HOT!! chick, often times refer to as an angel from above

that chick is so celestial

by Joe November 24, 2004

slapnuts

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

by JOE December 22, 2003