Commerce Special

Banging Kristen from behind and using her back as a plate while eating a Mcgriddle sandwich from McDonald's.

Jules gave out a record twenty hotcakes last night at the club and capped off the night with a Commerce Special.

by Joe February 26, 2004

willy jam

What happens when two or more funk guitarists end up unsupervised in a studio together.

While the drummer was passed out, Jimmy and Naylor went on a four-hour willy jam that was only interrupted when the singer came back and tied their heads together with gaffer tape.

by Joe January 13, 2004

I.V.

Isla Vista, the place where all the mad partygoers from UCSB (University of Casual Sex and Beer) go to get drunk off their asses, smoke bowls larger than Bill Gates' ego, and light couches on fire.

I'm goin' down to I.V. to get me some ASS!

by joe September 26, 2003

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

zymurgy

A death metal band from luxemburg wisconsin containing Joe Dusty and Blayne (last names cant be said)

Yo, Zymurgy broke up after their third practice.

by joe March 21, 2005

MVP

Mountain view player. dumbasses from mountain view high who think there better than homestead and austin

did you see thoughs mvp fags what losers

by joe January 15, 2004

vodka

russian water - evil stuff.

- noo more russian water!!!

by joe April 09, 2004