JoE's definitions

grunge

stupid label put by the media to describe an indescribable movement of music in the late '80s and early '90s. usually great sounding music that is messed up by idiots who try to make sense of it. NIRVANA is the greatest band ever.

1. Grunge is dead.
2. he's such a cob nobbler, he doesn't listen to grunge.

by Joe March 28, 2005

crogy

to ride on the handle bars or on other places upon a bike with another person. Two people upon one bike.

Give us a crogy to the shop.
I will crogy you there.

by Joe March 12, 2004

Bone

money

person 1: how much ya got?
person 2: bout 50 bones

by joe November 9, 2003

Wisconsin

Better schools than all you other stupid people in our country. Better state than Illinois. Oh, there really is cheese that tastes like ass, but no one eats it except old people. Home of the Green Bay Packers. People in Cancun like the Packers. Wisconsin is the best! We rock!

Cheese head!

by Joe August 14, 2003

Nucular Weapons

George Bush's bad pronunciation. Really meaning "jack shit"

"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has nucular weapons"
"Our intellegence tells us that Iraq has jack shit"

by Joe July 21, 2004

jizz queen

a female who enjoys injesting excesive amounts of spermatozoa

"Emily is a jizz queen"

by Joe April 28, 2003

pop your clogs

to kill someone

If you don't shut up, I'll have Caroline pop your clogs.

by JOE August 26, 2003