JoAnne's definitions

big circle

A large person

Kev's just a big circle with a pint in his hand.

by Joanne July 22, 2003

brault

V. To unnecessarily one up a person during a conversation.
Past Tense: Braulted

Person 1: I got 50 dollars for my birthday!
Person 2 (The braulter): Yeah well I got 100 for my birthday!
Person 1: ... did you really have to brault me?

Person 1: Ugh I had to work 20 hours last week.
Person 2: Yeah well I had to work 75 last week!
Person 1: You need to stop trying to brault me.

by Joanne August 26, 2014

Smarter Child

1.A friend to the friendless, the buddy of the uncool.
AIM buddy.

2. A smart child.

1.I talked to smarter child today. I asked him if he was gay. He didn't tell me...Oh yes, and I can so relate to him. But I MUST work out some of his attitude problems he does have.

2. Wow I'm a much SMARTER CHILD then you are!

by Joanne October 9, 2004

ball and chain

Someone who won't let you do or go anywhere without him/her.

I really wanted to go snowboarding at Lake Tahoe with my friends this weekend but my ball and chain won't let me go.

by joanne January 7, 2005

Constance Carol

Signal red lipstick with no moisturising ingredient whatsoever. Sand Beige (i.e bright orange in colour) 'pressed powder'.

Joanne's lipstick, Joanne's signal red skirt & Janine and Emma's faviorite market stall in Bury.

by Joanne July 22, 2003

lylo

likes to jump off tall things, i used to think he could be a lylo as in beach lylo, he scares people by eating toothpaste and his nurse theories...

lylo... as in marc

by joanne April 24, 2003

swole

To be made a fool of or embarrassed.

Dude, you were swole 'cause you thought that girl liked you!

by Joanne May 13, 2005