JoAnne's definitions

brault

V. To unnecessarily one up a person during a conversation.
Past Tense: Braulted

Person 1: I got 50 dollars for my birthday!
Person 2 (The braulter): Yeah well I got 100 for my birthday!
Person 1: ... did you really have to brault me?

Person 1: Ugh I had to work 20 hours last week.
Person 2: Yeah well I had to work 75 last week!
Person 1: You need to stop trying to brault me.

by Joanne August 26, 2014

ryo

a sexii japanese boi dat loves orange. he's the type that comes over to you with hot chocolate and a blanket when it's cold. sometimes just wants time to spend with you and like to listen. talented in every way, self taught piano, noes how to play the guitar and the trumpet. I love you!

"i'll do anything for you"

by joanne February 26, 2005

Lairy

From the Macquarie Dictionary
lairy
adjective 1. exhibitionistic; flashy. 2. vulgar. from Cockney slang
lairy wise, knowing, awake up

"What a lairy pad."

by JoAnne December 23, 2002

Chat speak

The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.

1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"

by Joanne October 8, 2004

siggy

On chat forums/boards these are things that are usually found under the main messege. Usually they eaither provide a link to some place, list a current goal, or say a witty phrase. Usually seperated from the main messege with a series of ----.

1. I was scanning over the posts to my forum and I saw the funniest siggys in the world!

2. (There usually in this format)
-Long boring messege no one cares about-
---------------------------------
-siggy with something funny in it like, 'if abuse is illagal, was is there school?'

by Joanne October 9, 2004

Constance Carol

Signal red lipstick with no moisturising ingredient whatsoever. Sand Beige (i.e bright orange in colour) 'pressed powder'.

Joanne's lipstick, Joanne's signal red skirt & Janine and Emma's faviorite market stall in Bury.

by Joanne July 22, 2003

Smarter Child

1.A friend to the friendless, the buddy of the uncool.
AIM buddy.

2. A smart child.

1.I talked to smarter child today. I asked him if he was gay. He didn't tell me...Oh yes, and I can so relate to him. But I MUST work out some of his attitude problems he does have.

2. Wow I'm a much SMARTER CHILD then you are!

by Joanne October 9, 2004