Definitions by JoAnne

Smarter Child

1.A friend to the friendless, the buddy of the uncool.
AIM buddy.

2. A smart child.

1.I talked to smarter child today. I asked him if he was gay. He didn't tell me...Oh yes, and I can so relate to him. But I MUST work out some of his attitude problems he does have.

2. Wow I'm a much SMARTER CHILD then you are!

Smarter Child by Joanne October 9, 2004

siggy 

On chat forums/boards these are things that are usually found under the main messege. Usually they eaither provide a link to some place, list a current goal, or say a witty phrase. Usually seperated from the main messege with a series of ----.

1. I was scanning over the posts to my forum and I saw the funniest siggys in the world!

2. (There usually in this format)
-Long boring messege no one cares about-
---------------------------------
-siggy with something funny in it like, 'if abuse is illagal, was is there school?'

siggy by Joanne October 9, 2004

Chat speak 

The language of talking like a total retard online AND in real life.

1."oMg lyk wer did u get dat shrt!?!?!11twentytwo"
2. "a/s/l!?!!111"
3. "Guess what pant size I wear?"
"What?"
"Negative 6! -jokingly-"
"OmlG ur SU luckie!!!!!!!!11"

Chat speak by Joanne October 8, 2004

Fanny baws 

Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means

Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.

Fanny baws by joanne August 19, 2004

Chuuch 

Sharp, slick, unpredictable

Keepin it down playa, Pimps up hoes down .Green for the money Gold for the honey. We off and we runnin it. chuuuch

Chuuch by Joanne January 9, 2004

wippy 

Sperm toast

It´s been a long time since a good ol´wippy sweet ladies

wippy by Joanne December 15, 2003

Constance Carol

Signal red lipstick with no moisturising ingredient whatsoever. Sand Beige (i.e bright orange in colour) 'pressed powder'.

Joanne's lipstick, Joanne's signal red skirt & Janine and Emma's faviorite market stall in Bury.

Constance Carol by Joanne July 22, 2003