Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta is god to all of us, she is kind, beautiful, and mostly hot, she’s very short (not really, 5’2 isn’t bad right?) but she has a BIGGGGGG heart.
When a male is giving a chick anal, but before he proceeds to penetrate her, she takes a huge mother fucking shit, and then without wiping her asshole, the male inserts his cock and uses her shit as lubrication
Person A: "There was no lubrication"
Person B: "How'd you fuck her then, man?"
Person A: "I just gave her a sloppyjoanne"
Semko is a PA slang used to call one fat or obese. It origins from Jo-Anne Semko who was thought to be really fat, so people said "You look like Jo-Anne Semko"