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Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta 

Person: Hey don't you love Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?
Other: Who the hell is that?
Person: Lady Gaga!
Other: No wonder she changed her name!

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta 

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta is god to all of us, she is kind, beautiful, and mostly hot, she’s very short (not really, 5’2 isn’t bad right?) but she has a BIGGGGGG heart.
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta is the best.

sweet joanne 

a female version of teabagging, especially dreaded if the female first coats her undercarriage with a viscous and highly visible substance.
A sweet joanne can be the perfect form of retaliation for a teabagging or mushroom stamp

Sloppy Joanne 

When a male is giving a chick anal, but before he proceeds to penetrate her, she takes a huge mother fucking shit, and then without wiping her asshole, the male inserts his cock and uses her shit as lubrication
Person A: "There was no lubrication"
Person B: "How'd you fuck her then, man?"
Person A: "I just gave her a sloppy joanne"
Sloppy Joanne by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006

slow joanne 

whenever someone isn’t understanding something properly or at all, you call them a ‘slow joanne
mymy: the third letter in hello is ‘l’
lili: i dont get it
lala: of course you don’t, slow joanne
slow joanne by yadeeyadeeya June 5, 2021

Jo-Anne Semko 

Semko is a PA slang used to call one fat or obese. It origins from Jo-Anne Semko who was thought to be really fat, so people said "You look like Jo-Anne Semko"
"You're so fat you look like Jo-Anne Semko!"