platch

To follow through slightly when farting - or indeed burping.

'That sounded like a wet fart. You didn't just platch did you'

by Jo July 26, 2004

nirvana

A band often claimed to be over rated by idiots who don't recognize talent (most commonly Nu-Metal fans, hip hop fans, etc.) Put an end to shitty music for a few years, but then it inevitably returned when Cobain comitted suicide.

Nirvana is a great.

by Jo June 25, 2003

The Kev

Well what can I say? legend comes to mind lol. Hes a really nice guy - a great friend and a fab boyfriend :P lol. when hes around you cant help but smile, he makes you feel on top of the world whenever you feel down, and is sexy to boot

wooo happy xmas kev!

by Jo December 08, 2004

sfoot

To accidentally inhale ash from a pipe while smoking marijuana.

"Shit, I just sfooted."

by Jo June 22, 2003

gothics

a person with a particular lifestyle preference relating to nocturnal, dark. and occasionally satanic subjects, who express it through their fashion. Not to be mistaken for an emo kid who has black hair and a black tshirt on.

The Goths baa'd like sheep, from the herd 3 feet over.

by jo September 11, 2003

twee

the act of being very very small.

I'll catch up with you in a twee bit

by Jo December 02, 2004

norfolk

The home of the Largest Navy base in the world, and the reason Va Beach even Exists

Norfolk, Va, the heart of Hampton Roads

by Jo December 10, 2004