Jmaktheknife 's definitions

Pushy blues

When you have to go poop.

Man, I’ve got a dump on deck. I’ve got the pushy blues!

by Jmaktheknife June 6, 2018

fuckbench

A small attached seat to shower before bathing. Typically attached to the wall next to the tub.

Man, I got to shower with that woman.i had her sit on the #fuckbench

by Jmaktheknife February 19, 2024

butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022

wod tea

A bottled Japanese tea that is supposed to make you have a larger volume of cum.

I was at the store and grabbed myself a bottle of wod tea so I can fill her belly later tonight.

by Jmaktheknife January 31, 2025

Faggy Gayharden

A yoked up individual. That is not gay at all, but just happens to be named Faggy.

Look out Faggy Gayharden is coming. He's crazy mean.

by Jmaktheknife April 27, 2023

elementron

Elementary student.

You are so socially inept. You are acting like an elementron

by Jmaktheknife June 13, 2024

hatecave

The hole between your butt cheeks. #anus

Man I just unleashed a storm from my hatecave. That’s what a good night of drinking will do! #morningafter

by Jmaktheknife November 5, 2017