Jk's definitions

guitarded

means retarded but with a guitar.

hey dat was soo guitarded.

by jk October 28, 2004

nmbla

A sexual position, most commonly used by donkeys.

"Come on baby, lets do it nmbla style."
"You mean like a donkey?"

by JK June 5, 2004

belgut

Someone french with an italian girlfriend who likes sex, art, weed and communist culture of south american countries.
Has KJ's and other cool people as friends over internet communication devices (icq).

Remi Godin (NO THATS NOT HIS REAL NAME)

by JK February 9, 2004

4x4

TRUE 4x4 has "POSI" traction LOCKERS on the FRONT AND REAR difs. IF not, its not "TRUE" 4x4. Get stuck if you don't believe me, only 1 tire up front and in back will spin!!

My hott 1971 K/5 BLAZER (full convertible that is)

by jk June 10, 2004

Bumbasquat

A word that can literally mean anything you want. It was created by Avid Merrion in the TV series of Bo Selecta!, Where it is said by Trisha.

Oh My god, shut up you bumbasquat!

by JK June 20, 2004

malinky

Malinky, an object or persons who is not worth describing or giving a name to. Used together with other insults to give a more confusing and irritating verbal attack.

your a stinky malinky

by jK July 15, 2004

5 in 5

A shortened version of the drinking term "5 shots in 5 minutes". Can also be converted to 6 in 6, 7 in 7, or if you're trying to die, 10 in 10.

I did 5 in 5 and went to Rugby... there was mostly dudes there so I did 5 in 5 again and passed the fuck out.

by JK February 8, 2005