Jk's definitions

burn

To leave somewhere; usually in a rush. Often used like "Dip" or "Rollout".

"Somebody just called the cops, we need to burn!"

by JK July 13, 2003

JK-47

Automatic lyricist. Spits like an automatic from the grill to the mic. Also means one bad muthafucka. More deadly then an AK cuz its a JK. Defines life and fashion. Ultimate supreme being.

"I wouldnt even fuck with the JK-47, thats to much power for me, to much skill involved there."

by JK December 17, 2004

D-Rock

Frizzy haired male frequently skips class to take road trips to weird places like Iowa. Attractive but loses any and all skill with ladies when under the influence of alcohol. Obsessed with Madden 2005. Probably masturbates between 16 and 17 times per day. King of diving for little to no reason in broomball. Very sexy, huge wang, etc etc.

-Hey D-Rock quit playing your Madden franchise and come drink.

-Krog pushes D-Rock and some girl into eachother and they kiss. D-Rock thanks Krog

-Doesn't D-Rock have class today? Yeah but he's in Michigan.

by JK February 18, 2005

snap

cool, fine, excellent, nifty, swell

She snap. That some snap que. Snap threads, girl.

by JK December 18, 2003

Snydered

To overpay for a product (athelete) usually to ludicrous amounts, in reference to Dan Snyder- owner of the Washington Redskins.

Q: Danny-boy paid $8.6M for a trade for Mark Brunnell??

A: Yep- he got Snydered again. Just like he did with Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter.

by JK March 3, 2004

5 in 5

A shortened version of the drinking term "5 shots in 5 minutes". Can also be converted to 6 in 6, 7 in 7, or if you're trying to die, 10 in 10.

I did 5 in 5 and went to Rugby... there was mostly dudes there so I did 5 in 5 again and passed the fuck out.

by JK February 8, 2005

D-Train

The biggest and most attractive pimp to ever walk the surface of the Earth.

Holy shit D-Train just pulled another slut from rugby.

by JK February 7, 2005