Minivantastic

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.

"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."

by JJ March 18, 2005

Power Clam

During insertion, when a woman uses her extrordinarily muscular labias to pincer-off a man's penis. What is left is a bloody nub inside vagina and a fountain of blood gushing from the mangled, chewed-up strotum.

Common to female weight lifters and black chicks.

Damn, that bitch gave me a power clam and now i'm growing tits.

by JJ January 23, 2004

chips

deep fried finger length potatoes eaten in the UK not to be confused with American potatoe chips these are known a crisps in the UK. Stupid yankees!

by jj April 23, 2003

Colin Mochrie

Infamous animutation star. First appeared in teh Japanese Pokerap.

Colin, he can reach them
Colin, he'll go far
With gardening, he'll reach you
and your only car . . .

from Conquest of Animutopia

by JJ May 14, 2004

Flaming Gooch Kick

wen you set your shoes on fire and kick someone really hard in the gooch.

that bastard gave me a flaming gooch kick and burnt my prostate.

by JJ January 11, 2004

wangsta

The Kupe-man who tragically died in a freak gardening accident.

HOLLA CHRIS!!!

"I'm a wangsta trying to garden."

by JJ May 30, 2003

bangkok padang

a flavor deriving from the house of Zhang

"Excuse me, but does this establishment carry any House of Zhang Bangkok Padang?"

(followed by confused look)

"Well then, fuck you. I'll have the chicken."

by JJ May 07, 2005