Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

by JJ January 17, 2004

Fo'Dog

A pimp that has a large amount of money.

Wow, look at the fo'dog in that Mercedes!

by JJ February 26, 2003

reggie roby

Reggie Roby was an All-American punter at the University of Iowa and the Miami Dolphins. He was so good in fact, that he often outpunted his coverage. Well there are many ugly, dorky looking guys with girlfriends that are way too hot for them. Therefore, they are outpunting their coverage and should be called Reggie Roby.

Check out Reggie Roby over there with the smoking hot girlfriend

by JJ January 06, 2005

rugby union

The far superior version of rugby, generally much faster and involving far more skill that its counterpart rugby League.

A common myth is that Union players kick too much.

Several players have made a switch to union, realising themselves that its the better version.

wow, i've got all round skills, WTF am i doing in League, time to switch.

by JJ May 29, 2004

Morley

A pint of lager with a bit of lemonade in the bottom. Usually drunk by ponces (or southerners).

I feel like a tart's drink. "A pint of Morley please."

by JJ July 27, 2003

skills

Something that a 1337 person has lots of.

ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.

by JJ October 30, 2002

mars bar

A disgusting, revolting ,shitty snack that is loved by jerks and retards

Jerk: mmmmm mars bar

by jj September 28, 2003