gordon keeble

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

lub

someone who puts lights under thier bed.

lub has a sweet life.

by jj June 18, 2005

time me to the fan

not sure...i am trying to figure it out..please let me know if you do (its in Beenie Man's song-Dude)

"I want a dude with wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three holla man,
I want a dude who will time me to the fan..."

by JJ February 17, 2004

boothed

Ringing people in the early hours and leaving incomprehensible messages on their ansaphones.

"Sleep well last night?"
"No. I was boothed 4 times!"

by jj July 29, 2003

vapid cunt

cliche internet catchphrase mainly used by idiots who don't know what "vapid" means. they think it means ditsy, air-headed or something like that, but really it means "lifeless" or "boring".

douchebag #1: paris hilton is such a vapid cunt! vapid!!! vapid cunt!
asshole #2: shut the fuck up moron, learn to use a dictionary.

by jj August 20, 2006

Minivantastic

A derogatory term towards the way drivers of minivans drive.

"Did you see that jackass in the minivan cut me off!"

"Yea, that was minivantastic."

"What a douche."

by JJ March 18, 2005

Ba-king

Big ass and big tits.

She has a Ba-king homie.

by JJ February 04, 2005