Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.
Past tense: coned.
Past tense: coned.
Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!
Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!
Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!
by JJ October 29, 2003

a really awesome band. pay no attention to lame motherfuckers like "larstait" and "sven" they are just haters. CANNIBAL CORPSE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jj August 11, 2004

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.
2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
by JJ November 25, 2003

A combination of the words 'Fuck' and 'Retard', this word can be used to mean 'Fucking retard', or even some kind of genetically modified super mega industrial retard.
by JJ May 04, 2006

by JJ November 27, 2004
