Definitions by Jj

fadam 

mexican drug lord who possess magical power and consumes endless beer

I always think about my fadam when i am taking a shower.

fadam by JJ January 27, 2004

Power Clam 

During insertion, when a woman uses her extrordinarily muscular labias to pincer-off a man's penis. What is left is a bloody nub inside vagina and a fountain of blood gushing from the mangled, chewed-up strotum.

Common to female weight lifters and black chicks.

Damn, that bitch gave me a power clam and now i'm growing tits.

Power Clam by JJ January 23, 2004

Dickna Sivapussy

See Krishna Sivaranjan

THUMBE (see thumbe)

Dickna Sivapussy by JJ January 22, 2004

new jersey 

A great place with mostly friendly people. South Jersey is lovely. Lots of expensive Housing developments. Lots of pretty little victortian towns too. Theres nothing like the Jersey Shore or Jersey Tomatoes! Lots of emo is from Jersey. Jersey has a good local punk scene, ive heard too.

Mmm Jersey Tomatoes.

new jersey by JJ January 20, 2004

Rock Tumbler 

When two or more people get into a garbage bag, close it, and have sex while tumbling down flights of stairs.

Very common in Eastern Asia.

Soon-Kwok Woo and Aika Sekihotai set the world record for "Rock Tumbling" down 65 flights of stairs without stoping. All that was left of them inside the bag was a gooey, oriental mush.

Rock Tumbler by JJ January 19, 2004

Gooch Sander 

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.

Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.

Gooch Sander by JJ January 19, 2004

Double Gooch Kick 

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

Double Gooch Kick by JJ January 16, 2004