The sustitute of alcohol in your CoCo Puffs or other breakfast cereal instead of milk.
Found usually in college dorms and trailer parks.
Found usually in college dorms and trailer parks.
Dan: Man, we're out of milk. I'm not gonna eat these Lucky Charms dry.
Nick: Then use some Smirnoff and have alcocohol.
Dan: Thanks man. Want a ride to class?
Nick: Nah, my girl's pickin' me up in her trailer.
Nick: Then use some Smirnoff and have alcocohol.
Dan: Thanks man. Want a ride to class?
Nick: Nah, my girl's pickin' me up in her trailer.
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 27, 2008
Jake: Hi Jill. I love you. APRIL FOOLS
Jill: ok. *Jill runs to corner and cries*
Amber: Jake you are being a crapbag!
Jake: *runs and hides in closet to get away from Amber*
Jill: ok. *Jill runs to corner and cries*
Amber: Jake you are being a crapbag!
Jake: *runs and hides in closet to get away from Amber*
by Jizzle fo Shizzle April 22, 2006
Losing your Wii.
1. Usually it is becuase you or one of your wiim breaks it.
This can be done by:
A. Hitting it with a wiimote after the strap breaks.
B. Tripping over, and falling on, it.
C. Knocking it over in an over zealous game when it's in the up-right position.
D. Throwing it out the window in anger of it giving you Wiibow only agravting the injury more.
E. Attempting to insert bologna inted of a WiiD.
2. You can also be wiitowed by having to give it to someone else.
This can be done by:
A. Betting it in a game. (Usually betting on a game on Wii Sports that you're positive you've mastered, but lose because you've rather been hurt or the other person has hustled you into thinking that you're better.)
B. Offering it to your girlfriend when you forget her birthday. (This is often because you'll think she'll say, "No, that's okay." but instead she takes it and sells it on Wiibay or gives it to a young male relative).
C. The cops come and wiiposess it. (Said like reposess. Usually after you have stolen it.)
D. Someone breaks in and steals it from you.
E. You take it to someone's house, and it is passed beteween so many people that you can never find it again.
1. Usually it is becuase you or one of your wiim breaks it.
This can be done by:
A. Hitting it with a wiimote after the strap breaks.
B. Tripping over, and falling on, it.
C. Knocking it over in an over zealous game when it's in the up-right position.
D. Throwing it out the window in anger of it giving you Wiibow only agravting the injury more.
E. Attempting to insert bologna inted of a WiiD.
2. You can also be wiitowed by having to give it to someone else.
This can be done by:
A. Betting it in a game. (Usually betting on a game on Wii Sports that you're positive you've mastered, but lose because you've rather been hurt or the other person has hustled you into thinking that you're better.)
B. Offering it to your girlfriend when you forget her birthday. (This is often because you'll think she'll say, "No, that's okay." but instead she takes it and sells it on Wiibay or gives it to a young male relative).
C. The cops come and wiiposess it. (Said like reposess. Usually after you have stolen it.)
D. Someone breaks in and steals it from you.
E. You take it to someone's house, and it is passed beteween so many people that you can never find it again.
1.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
**Throws Wii out the window**
"Wait! Why did I just do that?"
"Man, you just got wiitowed!"
"Nooooooo...."
2.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
"I believe the bet was your Wii for whoever wins, out of five."
"Screw you, Mike"
**Throws Mike out the window**
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
**Throws Wii out the window**
"Wait! Why did I just do that?"
"Man, you just got wiitowed!"
"Nooooooo...."
2.
"DAMN YOU Wii Tennis!!!!!"
"I believe the bet was your Wii for whoever wins, out of five."
"Screw you, Mike"
**Throws Mike out the window**
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 02, 2007
The Monday after a super bowl when you feel hungover but still must attend: school, work, ect.
You're also still trying to remember who you were doin' in your buddie's kitchen.
Kinda like an overly progressed version of a case of the Mondays.
You're also still trying to remember who you were doin' in your buddie's kitchen.
Kinda like an overly progressed version of a case of the Mondays.
Hey man! Let's get a WORKIN'!
Shut up man. I'm suffereing from a Super Bowl Monday.
Okay. I'm gonna memo you about that later.
I saw you were bangin' Jill in my kitchen man while the Colts got a touchdown. Now that's what I call a score!
That's who it was?
Yea.
Damn. What a Super Bowl Monday
Shut up man. I'm suffereing from a Super Bowl Monday.
Okay. I'm gonna memo you about that later.
I saw you were bangin' Jill in my kitchen man while the Colts got a touchdown. Now that's what I call a score!
That's who it was?
Yea.
Damn. What a Super Bowl Monday
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 27, 2008
Charactoristics of being a Dem.
Usually used when one is not very fond of all Democratic views.
Promoting (one or more):
Pro-Choice
Helping the homeless
National Healthcare
Stem Cell Research
Volunteering
Working for the working class
Painting houses for single mothers
Global warming worries
Gay/Lesbian marriage
Usually used when one is not very fond of all Democratic views.
Promoting (one or more):
Pro-Choice
Helping the homeless
National Healthcare
Stem Cell Research
Volunteering
Working for the working class
Painting houses for single mothers
Global warming worries
Gay/Lesbian marriage
Erin was showing signs of democratism when she decided that (even though she was totally against it) she needed an abortion so her Conservative parents wouldn't kill her.
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 22, 2007
The Monday after any given Super Bowl, when all you do is get over your hang-over, and talk about the game.
Person 1: Oh.Em.Gee!!!! Did you see that one play yesterday?!?!?!? The one between the FedEx and UPS commericials? OH EM GEEEEEEE!!! It was RAD!!!!
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
Person 2: Stfu. I drank every time Da Bears scored, and got pretty hammered. Major hangover. Don't you see it's Super Bowl Monday?
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle December 13, 2008
by Jizzle fo Shizzle April 30, 2006