Jimyee97's definitions

Toadhands

A jesture made when someone has anxiety or unsure of making a decision. The movement of hands into mouth , chewing on hands, or folded similar to likes of nintendo Mario character Toad.

Jimmy: I asked Stacy to join me naked in the spare bedroom.

Gary: She's hot for you I'm surprised she got toadhands.

by Jimyee97 July 6, 2017

Duke Johnsons

A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.

Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.

Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.

by Jimyee97 December 17, 2018

Bisexual Bandit

A bisexual woman that has touched you immensely in a emotional or/and sexual way and you feel robbed of something materially or emotionally. You may not know of what she took and dont know what gang she is affiliated to in terms of sexuality.

Mike: I had the best sex of my life with Jill last night. I am missing my watch though.

Chris: I thought she was gay. She is such a bisexual bandit.

by Jimyee97 November 16, 2016

Pretzeling

Also know as cuddling. It occurs after sex when both partners reach orgasm. Both partners fall asleep in each other's arms wrapped around each other.

Gary: where's Jimmy? Is he up?

Doug: No, he is out for the count. He was seen pretzeling with Annie.

by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019

Gatekeepers

A group of people that stop or disrupt sexual acts from happening.

Hey man. It was a great time, until those gatekeepers that live across the street were just standing there. Just watching me go down on Nicole.

by Jimyee97 September 12, 2023

Friends without borders

Similar to friends with benefits but brought to a more serious level. Two persons that have somewhat of a romantic relationship. There is emotion, respect, acceptance, attention, and sex but there is no restrictions on having other sexual partners or dating other people. Usually the persons in a friends without borders relationship give each other more attention and priority than anyone else if they are dating. There is no restrictions or rules on when to see each other, sex, or talk about the future together. Could be a romantic relationship where the parties are too scared to admit they love each other. There usually a connection that is amazing that they do not want to destroy by being exclusive.

Jimmy and Jaime are talking nonsense in the corner at the party staring into each others eyes again. What a great couple.

They are friends without borders stupid.

by Jimyee97 November 9, 2016

Mermaid surprise

When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.

Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.

by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017