Jimmy Man's definitions

1080p or GTFO

A phrase used when someone refuses to watch a movie in anything other than 1080p Full HD (Blu-Ray) quality.

Johnny: Hey man, I just downloaded Avatar, wanna come over and watch it with me?

Jimmy: What quality are we talking?

Johnny: Just a 700mb AVI bro. 640x352

Jimmy: 1080p or GTFO

by Jimmy Man January 2, 2011

GERTY

A talking computer in the 2009 movie "Moon". Voiced by Kevin Spacey.

Sam: You need to get laid.
I'm going to go back to work.

GERTY: :D

by Jimmy Man December 18, 2010

Four fucking wheels and a seat!

Another word for an automobile. Also a famous quote from the 1987 John Hughes film "Planes, Trains and Automobiles"

Car Rental Agent: cheerfully Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

by Jimmy Man September 19, 2010

Malcolm David Kelley

One of the coolest actors ever. Known mostly for playing the role of Walt on Lost.

Tommy: Hey man, whatcha doing?
Jimmy: Watching Lost man. Can't get enough of Malcolm David Kelley!

by Jimmy Man September 16, 2010