Definitions by Jimmy Dink

toungilingus 

Oral sex of the vagina.

Max loves to give Betty a little bit of the olde toungilingus.

toungilingus by Jimmy Dink July 23, 2017

a back niner

Sodomy on a golf course.

Mark and Tony played a lovely round of golf and as the course was wide open, so too was Tony's assehole as they did a Back Niner between holes.

a back niner by Jimmy Dink July 11, 2017

polish my pigeon 

A fowl handjob.

She liked the nasty and with both hands, she massaged my anus and my shaft as she began to polish my pigeon.

polish my pigeon by Jimmy Dink July 1, 2017

googagger 

Someone who gags at the end of a blow job when a hot spurt of ejaculate hits the recipients uvula at the back of their throat.

Betty was a real "goer" and loved to deliver oral favours to her male friends although she could be a real googagger if she received a load when sober.

googagger by Jimmy Dink June 3, 2017

mensturaging 

The anger and irritability some women feel around the time they get their period.

Dottie forgot her lunch today and is mensturaging

mensturaging by Jimmy Dink April 10, 2017

shirt squirt 

When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.

Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.

shirt squirt by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017

cumcientious

A lover that swallows the load after oral sex due to a deep sense of accountability to do the best job possible.

Tessa was a very cumcientious lover which made her such a catch overall.

cumcientious by Jimmy Dink March 21, 2017