Jimbo's definitions

internet

A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.

Look at all of this porn I have found on the internet.

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

Cherry Hill

I love cherry hill! i hang out at the jcc, have a burning hatred for kids from the high school across town, drive a lexus my dad gave me, and go clubbing in philly. Also, I'm a jew. A big one. But don't hate we have slutty chicks.

Let's invite some slutty chicks over and get fucked up!...Nah, I say we go to club shampoo. I just wanna dance!!

by jimbo February 27, 2005

leroy

the john doe of negros

look at leroy sitting on his porch

by Jimbo August 22, 2003

whippet

Small cartridge filled with nitrous oxide used for huffing.

Yo.. give me a hit of that whippet.

by Jimbo January 12, 2003

skin me

to slowly peel back the foreskin of a really nice cock...or so they tell me

Mom please don't, you know i like it better when uncle jeff is here to skin me.

by JIMBO March 19, 2005

Chuck Mangione

A flugelhorn player who achieved international success with his jazz single, Feels So Good, in 1977.

CHUCK MANGIONE: When I signed a contract to be the Mega Lo Mart spokesman, I didn't read it carefully. I have to be at every store opening, and they open 400 stores a year. I haven't had time to record, or tour, or give my old lady any slow sweet lovin' in years. So I disappeared to the last place they'd ever look for me. I've been living here rent-free, eating their Cheerios, playing their video games and trying on their underpants. Anything to stick it to the Man.

by Jimbo February 13, 2005

Alpha

A male coward; A misogynist; A vile miscreant that wishes or causes harm or death to women; A gutless ignoramus. One who stalks women. cowardwhimppussysissychickenstalker

When Jimbo noticed the little Alpha harassing an innocent woman, he knocked him to the ground and beat him to a bloody pulp.

by Jimbo December 10, 2004