Jimbo's definitions

lifeguard

Someone who provides a reasonable standard of care for adults and children at an aquatic facility, who helps enforce pool rules and rescue swimmers in distress.

The lifeguard told that kid to stop splashing his friend.

by jimbo July 30, 2003

New York

Statistically, 3rd safest city out of the 25 largest cities in America. It's as safe as Boise, Idaho, and I dont hear any of you ignorant assholes bitching about Boise.

Get a new city to make shit up about.

by JIMBO May 15, 2004

poo-man

a word to describe a lads surfing style. it can be used when the surfing lad bends his knees and looks like he is pumpin a steamy nug. also when a particularly tall dude goes to pash a relatively short chick and again has to bend his knees to make him look hes punching a grommet

"he surfs poo-man"

see junior he was goin poo-man with that skankhoe

by jimbo February 16, 2004

kurtgt

best AIM screen name ever

KURTGT is the shizzle.

by jimbo October 23, 2003

leroy

the john doe of negros

look at leroy sitting on his porch

by Jimbo August 22, 2003

internet

A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.

Look at all of this porn I have found on the internet.

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

skin me

to slowly peel back the foreskin of a really nice cock...or so they tell me

Mom please don't, you know i like it better when uncle jeff is here to skin me.

by JIMBO March 19, 2005