Jim hender's definitions

Turd Gobbler

A person who enjoys a relationship involving scat.

"Man I met this chick who was really fine but when I brought her back to my apartment, I found out she was a complete turd gobbler! She tried to lick out my anus!"

"I hope nobody notices me gobbling these turds. If the truth gets out I'll be seen as a complete Turd Gobbler"

by Jim Hender January 5, 2008

Nosh off

To either

a) Eat, or feast upon

or

b) Suck off somebody

a) Look at you there, noshing off those 'nanas
b) He was in a bush, receiving a nosh off

by Jim hender June 11, 2008

Fockin Reet

Said by Geordies when something good happens.
Direct Translation:"Fucking Right"
usually has like or man on the end of it.

Ah'm goin doon toon for stotties an beans like. Fockin reet man.
Fockin reet like.

by Jim Hender September 16, 2007

50 bent

The real name of rapper Fifty Cent

ND: "Mate 50 Cent is my Favourite Rapper"
Jim: Moar Leik 50 Bent Lol"

by Jim Hender December 4, 2007

Party Hat

Can be spelt P4rTii H4t if you are a serious faggot
It is either:
a) A condom
or
b) A hat that you are wearing at a party, possibly as a joke.

Person A: "You look like a cunt"
Person B: "Stop berating me, it's a party hat you stupid faggot.
Person A: "Just take it off!"
Person B: "Fuck you, you gaylord

by Jim Hender May 4, 2008