Montana Debutant

Sheep, especially those fucked by cowboys.

Jethrow can't make it tonight, his old lady caught him screwing a Montana Debutant again.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

buttpuppet

A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.

Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.

by Jim Inman August 23, 2006

bagwitch

A bag lady, crackwhore, smackwitch or the like.

That old bagwitch had been dead under that dumpster for a week! Jeeezusss KeehRiste what a smell!

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

hardware

Jewelry, especially when worn in a piercing.

Did you see all the hardware on that strippers snatch? It looked like a fishing tackle accident!

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006

Elephant

A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.

"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."

"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Cubicaltraz

Cubicaltraz is a reference to the prizon like atmosphere that pervades the business office and cubicalvilles everywhere. A combination of Alcatraz and cubical.

When I worked for them I thought that place was cubicaltraz, compared to this shithole, it was paradise!

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.

I sure yet, but it looks like a fan went south and the processor gagged. I hope it didn't blow a smoke ring.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006