Jim's definitions

Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.

Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.

by Jim February 24, 2005

im flapping my wings

i dont care, im ot interested

im flapping my wings

by jim March 4, 2003

summer teeth

An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.

That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!

Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.

by Jim August 27, 2003

space pirates

A race of war-like sentiants in the Metroid games. These creatures are insect like in appearance and about 8 feel tall. They have claw like hands/rifles and sonetimes energy scythes. Some of them can render themselves invisable and they are known to experiment on their own kind to create biological weapons. They have set up base on a number of planets, most notably planet Zebes, Planet Tallon IV, and planet Aether. Their main objectives include destrying Samus, breeding metroids as a weapon, and harnessing the power of the mutagent phazon. They are responsible for orphaning samus when they raided her space colony K2-L when she was a child.

Space pirates are really fraking cool looking, but are sometimes a bitch and a half to kill.

by Jim October 10, 2005

patoiang

when a womens nether regions smell like rotten fish.

that bitch smell like patoiang.

by jim May 13, 2005

Kittock

1.The word or expression used to describe anything in nature that is the least bit exciting about entrepreneurship class and/or the student teacher, Mrs. Kittock.
2.A life sucking fish that lives in the cool, clear, refreshing waters of lake minnetonka.
3. A key term that is part of the equation equaling Super Entrep. Fun

1. Yo, Costa Rica is one of the best entrepreneurship countries ever...*Kittock!*, I found a wood-mouse.
2. Look, a Chaska boy caught the state record Kittock last night.
3. Jim+Kittock/Boe-Jordan= Super Entrep. Fun

by Jim April 18, 2005

Killa penguin

Also knowen as killer penguin.

A penguin which may cause chaos and destruction. May also kill many.

The Killa Penguin killed the man.

by Jim January 9, 2004