Jim's definitions

Affleck

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore

by jim July 23, 2003

Gib

great intercours bitch

shes my gib

by jim December 1, 2003

Pygophilia

arousal from touching, playing with, or seeing anothers buttox

Hey thats a nice butt, can i play and feel it?

No go away you pygophilia you

by jim November 28, 2003

weekins

A week and a half, either ten or eleven days.

"You've missed a lot while you were gone over the weekins."

by Jim July 28, 2005

Tree trunk legs

A female who on first glance doesn't look overweight but has some fatty legs.

Damn, look at that bitch over there, she has a pair of tree trunk legs.

by Jim December 12, 2004

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004

bust

v. to turn a vehicle

"aight bust dis left"

by jim June 24, 2003