charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004

Drilling

To penetrate a woman in a fast 'n' furious style.

by jim February 17, 2004

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore

by jim July 23, 2003

great intercours bitch

shes my gib

by jim December 01, 2003

A strikingly beautiful female. Means the opposite of "Medusa" (the mysthological character).

No one tan touch her looks, she's a medusa.

by Jim December 03, 2004

America's highest decoration for valor in combat, awarded by the President. Less than 150 Medal Of Honor recipients are alive today.

Roger Donlon was the first guy to recieve the Medal Of Honor in Vietnam.

by Jim February 27, 2004

by jim March 07, 2004