JiM's definitions

assman

Someone who has their act together and really enjoys life; willing to share their success and treat their friends well; originating from the proctologist with the "ASS MAN" license plate in the Seinfeld episode.

Clark hooked us all up with tickets to the Metalica show - he is the assman!

by Jim July 25, 2003

Chewbacha

NEEEAAAAWOOOOOOOOO from starwars :D

Chewwee

by Jim July 29, 2003

Santorumize

The act of being Santorum, which may or may not include incest, homosexuality, or "man-on-dog." Popularized by PA Senator Rick Santorum's comments liking homosexuality to bestiality.

I santorumized my neighbor's dog last week.

by Jim July 31, 2003

puppy fucker

a person who fucks puppies

the hair seems to disapear at the entrance

by jim August 1, 2003

fishy bud

a sacred place found hidden behind the females piss flaps

oh dear, granny you do have a crusty bud

by jim August 1, 2003

stoma rammer

the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!

jim bob! i've got O-J on my weiner

by jim August 1, 2003

yam

The male gonads of any species

My girlfriend gently sucked on my right yam

by Jim August 2, 2003