jizzphobia

the fear of semen

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia

by Jim April 23, 2004

double nickel

Traveling at 55 M.P.H.

I was rollin double nickel on I-94 thru Milwaukee

by Jim May 13, 2008

eunice lee

cutest little korean girl ever =)

yo eunice lee is one cute honey!

by Jim February 17, 2004

alko

1. The sound of happiness
2. The advancement of ok

1. ALKO!!! i just got this awexome graphix card!!
2.alko.. if u say so..

by Jim November 23, 2003

chranic

Chronic so strong, it may make you manic

'This shit is the chranic!'

by Jim January 21, 2005

shmoopie

a little wet poopie that is half diaria and half regular poopie...

Oh by the way when I borrowed your gym shorts yesterday I left a little shmoopie for you in them..... Or I know why it smells so bad in your room Jack left a little shmoopie in your pillow case...

by jim May 13, 2005

pH

1. Species of primate, most often found near a LCD monitor and an ADSL accessible PC. Forearms have evolved in a lengthened manner, and right hand and fingers have evolved strangely similar to the shape of a microsoft optical mouse. Left hand is of a different morphology, most similarly imitating the pattern of 'W,S,A,D' keys on a common keyboard.

2. CS player - says it all

pH: Sorry cant play WC3, am playing CS

by Jim January 06, 2004