JiM's definitions

space-cricket

An oriental person.

Get outta here you little space-cricket.

by Jim January 22, 2004

nazi speed

n. amphetamines.

"known as "Nazi speed" because of its creation by German scientists during World War II to increase the endurance of their soldiers."

by jim June 24, 2003

cock block

when some fag ruins your game wit a female. . sometimes done intentionally

When your bouts to get your dick sucked right. . and your boy drunk as fuck comes in a sits next to you to talk about this hoe he was spittin at

by Jim April 12, 2003

inches

Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.

Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"

by Jim March 11, 2005

Spandex Warrior

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.

Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.

by Jim October 1, 2005

shirajed

the word used to define getting laid more than two times in one night.

Man, I got shirajed well good last night!

by Jim September 12, 2004

bo jangles

The best damn thing ever.

That man Bo Jangles be pimpin' cuz!

by Jim January 25, 2005