Venvent

adj: the worst possible way to define an odor

JT was disgustend because his balls smelled straight venvent

by Jim September 26, 2003

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

by Jim July 19, 2004

Bear in the cave

You have an unseen burger hanging out of your nostril area

Charlie you have bear in the cave. Do you need a tissue?

by Jim November 01, 2004

Wheels

Someone with a wheeled backpack.

1. Bunch of Kids: HEY WHEELS!!!!!!!!
2. Hey Wheels whats new?

by Jim April 18, 2005

robs mum

The term 'Robs mum' can be used in many a context, normally as an suggestive insult that you had sex with her.

Everyone I know has had Robs mum, if you haven't, you're missing out.

<PERSON 1> "What you doing tonight?"
<PERSON 2> "Robs mum."

by Jim February 03, 2005

bird

bothered. used sarcastically, so if u said 'im canny bird' it would actually mean 'i really dont care'

bird
im bird
im canny bird
pretty bird like

by jim March 04, 2003

brit

uppity annoying arrogant big toothed cricket playing losers who cant spell ASS HONOR or COLOR right and spend their whole life kissing their "queens" fat ass. actualy thinks "yanks" is in the least bit insulting.

"im a brit you yanks suck"
"shut the fuck up brit"

by jim May 07, 2005