facebook

a stalkers dream come true

facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her

by jim March 09, 2005

wey aye

well of course!

Q: Do you want to go out sumwhere tonight?
A: Wey aye!

by jim March 04, 2003

get down

to agree with an action

"either you get down, or you fuckin lay down"
-beanie sigel

by jim August 10, 2004

mustang

Often incorrectly claimed to be the "original musclecar" (the Pontiac GTO was the first musclecar) the mustang was marketed to be a cute friendly car for secretaries and to this day it still is. Several variations of the mustang were built in order to compete with the Chevrolet Camaro but the mustang could never match the Camaro's performance even with the use of superchargers.

1. Wow, did you just see that Camaro smoke that Mustang.

2. I wish my Mustang was as fast as a Camaro.

by Jim December 12, 2004

monkey-love

human sexual relations with a monkley

"any hobbies?"
"...yes"
"what are they?"
".....monkey-love..."
"what?!"

by jim May 07, 2005

punk rock

the worst incarnation of rock (if you want to call it that) ever to be created, started by poser fags like blink 182 and avril lavign, not to mention Mtv. it is really just pop lyrics with "emo" music. the intrumentals are horrible, the singers sound like 8 year olds and in their videos they jump around like mad and seem to be having seizures. the bands have no talent and bost of hardcore attitudes when they are just whiney little boys screaming into a mic.

synonyms:
shit
crap
lame
pop
ass batter

"ooh im so cool i listen t good charolate and simple plan! i have blue spiked hair and war a necktie with a T-shirt! im so HARDCORE!"
"shut the fuck up before i kick you in the nads loser. you want hardcore? KoRn, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson. now get out of my face poser peice of shit."

by jim May 07, 2005

kasapis

Kasapis in Greek means butcher. It has another meaning as well. Mr Kasapis is a name. George Kasapis was ruled during the 90s at a famous village called Aglantsia. George Kasapis was found in many places as Versus, Zoo and Agia Napa!

-re kasapi kopse mou misw kilo kreas
-xirino i vodino?voitha lio.

-E pouse re kasapi? Eisai pellos re?
-Einai teloia shillopellos!

O kasapis einai filos mou.
Thathela na ha ena filo san to kasapi!
eisai poly kopsonouris mou thimizeis to kasapi.

by JIM May 07, 2005