JiM's definitions

talongo

claping, dragging pussy lips

heather has a swaying talongo

by jim February 25, 2005

fukk

Alternate spelling of "fuck". Mainly used to beat profanity filters.

"Fukk this"

by Jim December 30, 2003

Winky Peepus

The buldge in a woman's jeans when she sit's down.

Damn, that chick has a huge winky peepus!

by Jim November 26, 2003

applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 8, 2003

Q45

infiniti's flagship sedan directly competing with the mercedes S class, audi A8, bmw 7 series, etc. the first generation Q (1990-1996) was equipped with a 4.5 liter V8 producing 278 bhp and had an option for a air suspension. the second generation's (1997-2001) engine was downgraded to a 4.1 liter engine producing 266hp and offered xenon headlights. the current Q (2002-present) returns with the 4.5 engine but with more output, 340hp. its also optional with 7 lens xenon headlights, heated and cooled seats, and a rear-mounted camera.

me : yo.
guy: what up?
me : nuthin.
guy: you wanna race?
me : what you got?
guy: 92 lsc. you?
me : 93 q45.
guy: o shit. im outta here.
me : peace bitch.

by Jim April 21, 2005

gwak

female genitals

yeah I got myself messy in her gwak

by Jim August 12, 2003

swoosh

hair in the front of your face; long bangs.

sometimes i cant see becasue my swoosh covers my eyes.

by jim October 20, 2004