chummuck

When the fat area on a woman's stomach folds over her cunt and the two become one item.
Man, her gunt was so big it had become a chummuck!
by Jim June 28, 2006
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calibre

Not only a shit car and alcohol free beer but also commonly used for describing ones ability. In common with the above words, often full of irony.
Sam Lilley: A man of my calibre never goes down (whilst lying in bed after getting over excited at the weekend...
by Jim September 30, 2004
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truffs

One who is sexually attractive in an extreme way.Often used to describe someone during truffspotting.
by jim December 21, 2003
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Bo Jangles

The self claimed best person on the face of the earth. Bo Jangles isn't conceited he really is just the best thing ever. A toally lack of caring, and voices hi opion and doesn't give a shit who gets upset or disagrees. He is also a cold heartless basterd, but once again, doesn't give a shit.
The man Bo Jangles is the craziest son of a bitch ever.
by Jim January 26, 2005
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The Fear

describes a state of intense drug induced paranoia.
Wheres my knife?... the Fears got me bad man...
by jim June 24, 2003
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biach

A woman who is responsible for a website such as webstars2000.com
a totally unreasonable female that has wound you up so mutch that you cannot describe her as anything other than a fuckin Biach
by Jim July 23, 2004
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