Jesus christ's definitions

dorkass

unique form of idiot, found only in the suburban jungles of america; see assmunch

Dont be such a dorkass!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

asscrunchie

1. hardened feces stuck to your anus

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.

Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!

by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004

yoda

The one I pray to.

Oh powerful Yoda, grant me wisdom on this day...

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

War Monkey

1) See: George Bush

2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.

3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.

George Bush is a war monkey and should be put on trial!

by Jesus Christ June 21, 2003

nuttin' no go so

Said of something you absolutely shouldn't do, like putting cocaine in your cigarettes or being born ganjaman and now wanting to forget.

"No you never kiss a girl when she done give you head... tell him it's the nuttin' no go so."

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

wasted4life

Character from Runescape biggest pimp on the whole game if you ever see him, give him free money

I Have a party hat, im gonna give it to wasted4life!

by Jesus christ December 15, 2004