Definitions by Jesus Dressed in Black

Auto-Dutch oven 

When a sick bastard gives themself a Dutch oven.

I was so bored last night, I performed an Auto-Dutch oven.

Auto-Dutch oven by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Hot dumpster pussy 

When her pussy smells so bad, the only comparison is a dumpster on a hot, sunny day.

It turned out she had that Hot dumpster pussy, so I bounced.

Hot dumpster pussy by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Shart Freckled 

When somebody sharts on your face, leaving tiny, shitty, spots on it that look like freckles.

Look at this, I Shart Freckled that passed-out lightweight.

Shart Freckled by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes 

When something is SO gay, an orgy of strictly men just couldn't compare.

THAT sounds Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes, using semen as lube.

Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

bucket of sweaty piss-farts 

When someone has an extreme case of body-odor, consisting of every possible odor a body can produce.

That homeless lady that sat next to me on the bus smelled like a bucket of sweaty piss-farts.

bucket of sweaty piss-farts by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

brown-eye blizzard 

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

brown-eye blizzard by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022