Jesus Christ's definitions

ts

Acronym for "True Statement"

Antonym: False

-Anybody want to go out for pizza?
-ts

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

lettuce

From euro-gelled hair language 'lataz' (which means farewell, distortion of "laters").
Good bye.

-Maaaan, I go to the Deep Dish concert, maaan.
-Okay, lettuce.
-Lettuce.

by Jesus Christ January 12, 2005

Smick

A person of Peurto Rican and Irish descent.

Yeah I'm a Smick. You gotta problem bitch?

by Jesus Christ March 27, 2004

goatnapper

To illegaly steal some sort of sheep off of a farm, without anyone looking. Signs of this happening is usually some guy standing on his porch with a shotgun, looking for his fucking animals.

I once met this goatnapper, and he used my animals to pleasure his peepee

by jesus christ May 13, 2005

utilize

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.

I utilized your mom all night long.

by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005

jock

A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.

Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

karl

big sexy beast, great in bed, every girl loves but doesnt know yet...

oh my god that guys such a karl

by jesus christ December 23, 2004