Jesus Christ's definitions

AquaFox

Pure ecstasy. No, not the drug. The feeling. The word originated from the best map ever made on battle.net.

I am soooo AquaFoxing!

Omg me too!

by Jesus Christ June 1, 2004

karl

big sexy beast, great in bed, every girl loves but doesnt know yet...

oh my god that guys such a karl

by jesus christ December 23, 2004

penomia

Your fear of pens

Boss:Can you sign these here with my pen
Me:No oh god!!!!!!!!

Me:Get that shit away from me!!!
Me:I have penomia!!

by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018

Sandow

A constipated 13 year old girl, often using phrases such as "plz" "thx" and "omg" also known for substituting letters instead of numbers, just to annoy other people. Name often used with the phrase "Douche"

Wow, that Sandow fellow sure is a douche.

by Jesus Christ March 20, 2004

cornhole

The part of Chris's anatomy that Carl fantasizes about daily (anus).

Carl, quit thinking about Chris's cornhole and go away!!!!!

by Jesus Christ April 17, 2003

jock

A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.

Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003

utilize

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.

I utilized your mom all night long.

by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005