Jesus Christ's definitions

Scirun

a figment of one's imagination

"Scirun kept me up all night; coughing blood and mutilating animals.

by Jesus Christ December 6, 2004

karl

big sexy beast, great in bed, every girl loves but doesnt know yet...

oh my god that guys such a karl

by jesus christ December 23, 2004

penomia

Your fear of pens

Boss:Can you sign these here with my pen
Me:No oh god!!!!!!!!

Me:Get that shit away from me!!!
Me:I have penomia!!

by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018

goatnapper

To illegaly steal some sort of sheep off of a farm, without anyone looking. Signs of this happening is usually some guy standing on his porch with a shotgun, looking for his fucking animals.

I once met this goatnapper, and he used my animals to pleasure his peepee

by jesus christ May 13, 2005

St. Joe's Prep

A bunch of cocksucking assholes who think theyre cool cuz they go to the city but all they are is a bunch of rich faggots.

LaSalle is so much cooler than the Prep.

by Jesus Christ December 1, 2004

Chiode

a crooked chode

"Oh Shit! Shusters got a chiode!!!"

by Jesus Christ April 11, 2003

jock

A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.

Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!

by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003