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marijuana

my friend.
non addictive,some studies show it not to cause cancer, that gateway drug crap is bs, stop reading and go light up.
*cough cough*... what?
by jesus christ January 10, 2005
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alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments
Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers
by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018
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Southington

Thermospa at the mall forgot to put Southington as John Sample's hometown.
by Jesus Christ December 21, 2003
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Smick

Yeah I'm a Smick. You gotta problem bitch?
by Jesus Christ March 27, 2004
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make a wish

When cumming on a girls head, ask them to "make a wish"
as john doe cumed on her head, he asked her to make a wish
by Jesus Christ December 11, 2003
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dilaudid

Hospital Heroin. Strong painkiller, very small. Varies from K2, K4, K6, & K8.

Usually popped, sniffed, but mostly injected.
"I'm about to do a THICK diluadid."
by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003
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cornhole

The part of Chris's anatomy that Carl fantasizes about daily (anus).
Carl, quit thinking about Chris's cornhole and go away!!!!!
by Jesus Christ April 17, 2003
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