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jock

A cock who got caught with his dingy in a sock because his parents didn't knock and the door wasn't blocked.
Carl, you're such a jock. Now go to the bathroom and throw that sock away and clean yourself off right this minute!
by Jesus Christ April 16, 2003
mugGet the jockmug.

utilize

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.
by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005
mugGet the utilizemug.

alzchimers

Forgetting to chime and forgetting how to play instruments
Oh shit I forgot how to play the piano damn it,(pre diagnosis )

Doctor: you have Alzchimers
by Jesus Christ May 22, 2018
mugGet the alzchimersmug.

asscrunchie

Look at my cat he has an ass crunchie!
by jesus christ September 25, 2003
mugGet the asscrunchiemug.

dorkass

unique form of idiot, found only in the suburban jungles of america; see assmunch
Dont be such a dorkass!
by jesus christ September 25, 2003
mugGet the dorkassmug.

God Bless America

Something witty to retort with after George W. Bush says something stupid, i.e. every day.
Bush: "Gay people suck because none will sleep with me."
God Bless America!!!
by Jesus Christ April 29, 2004
mugGet the God Bless Americamug.

marijuana

my friend.
non addictive,some studies show it not to cause cancer, that gateway drug crap is bs, stop reading and go light up.
*cough cough*... what?
by jesus christ January 10, 2005
mugGet the marijuanamug.

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