Definitions by Jesus

salty pretzel 

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

salty pretzel by Jesus June 6, 2003

hazzlet 

cross refrence with fo shizzy

that guy be hazzletting

hazzlet by Jesus June 4, 2003

hazlett 

likes to kill people and bury little kittens that he killed into shallow graves.

Im going to Hazlett you kitty.

hazlett by Jesus June 4, 2003

hazlett 

Very obnoxious and never knows when to quit.

Damn it Hazlett, stop trying to stick your dick in my vagina!!!

hazlett by Jesus June 4, 2003

lmgalway 

1.) A woman who is extremely dull, boring, and lacks redeemable qualities.

"That girl, what a fucking lmgalway. She needs to get her ugly face out of that Vampire Lestat book and get a makeover."

lmgalway by Jesus April 28, 2003

DT 

Deepthroat, when your bitch gives you head

Hey kelly your a DT

DT by JESUS April 26, 2003

ponrod 

large penis, preferrably one which is in some way deformed

my ponrod has an extra nut attached

ponrod by jesus April 26, 2003