aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.
Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.
All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.
All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.
by Jester October 31, 2004
by jester September 30, 2003
by Jester December 24, 2002
1-See any of these other fine enteries, Webster's or another dictionary of your choice (make sure to purchase the "unabridged" version for hours of wordsmithing fun!)
2-OIL
O-peration I-raqi L-iberation
Changed to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" after someone realized what it spelt.
Thus giving more incentive to name your documents and plans in a PATRIOT act manner; so to say, think up the abbreviation before the name it's self.
2-OIL
O-peration I-raqi L-iberation
Changed to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" after someone realized what it spelt.
Thus giving more incentive to name your documents and plans in a PATRIOT act manner; so to say, think up the abbreviation before the name it's self.
Oil that is, black gold.
And now we take you to the latest updates of Operation Iraqi Liberation with our senoir corrispondant, Ted Bucking. Ted?
And now we take you to the latest updates of Operation Iraqi Liberation with our senoir corrispondant, Ted Bucking. Ted?
by Jester November 12, 2004
fuck you - nothing you say or do could make you matter to me, I am actually upset that you are stealing my air
by Jester December 26, 2002