naibsel

A woman who is backwards

She is a naibsel, Does she know how good a kcoc feels?

by Jester July 2, 2004

OIL

1-See any of these other fine enteries, Webster's or another dictionary of your choice (make sure to purchase the "unabridged" version for hours of wordsmithing fun!)

2-OIL
O-peration I-raqi L-iberation
Changed to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" after someone realized what it spelt.
Thus giving more incentive to name your documents and plans in a PATRIOT act manner; so to say, think up the abbreviation before the name it's self.

Oil that is, black gold.

And now we take you to the latest updates of Operation Iraqi Liberation with our senoir corrispondant, Ted Bucking. Ted?

by Jester November 11, 2004

bfs

a person who becomes fanaticaly religous when drinking

after having a couple of gin's steve told everyone at the bar that they were going to hell. his friend explained that he was bfs.

by jester November 27, 2003

bogue

one big bogus thing!

she totally stood me up, that's so bogue!

by jester September 30, 2003

cubs fan

The most understanding and loyal of the major sports fan considering that there are only three of this group that were alive the last time the Chicago team actually won the World Series in 1908.
The group is a hard core collection of roughians, rogues, and businessmen and women alike; as all people sharing the common bond of character and low expectation.
These fans often extend good sportsmanship given the fact that winning, especially late in the season is unlikely.
Great people to drink beer with.

That girl is hot, and a season-ticket holding cubs fan... I think I'm going to ask her out in October when she has nothing to do.

by jester May 16, 2003

after sex phone call

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.

"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.

by Jester December 24, 2002

Overweight Female Attention

aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.

Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.

All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.

by Jester October 30, 2004