Definitions by Jessica

Jelly bracelets 

I think that the whole "sex bracelets" is all bull. I mean schools in my area have even banned them because they "promote" sexual relations. I believe that no matter what, people are still going to have sex and whatnot with or without banning the bracelets. Breaking someone's "sex bracelet" does not mean you HAVE to have sex with that person, it's still your choice. I wear the Jelly bracelets and yes some of my friends and my ex and my current boyfriend have even broken them but that doesn't mean I am obligated to have sex with them, I'm still a Virgin!!! My friends and I all do know what the colors "mean" but we jokingly break them basically making fun of people who actually think you have to have sex with someone who broke your black jelly bracelet. Get real people! Keep wearing those Jelly bracelets no matter what people think! ROCK ON!

omg u broke my jelly bracelet, my mom's gonna kill me!

Jelly bracelets by Jessica August 25, 2004

jelly bracelets 

ok just because alot of people at my school guys included where these braclets it doesn't mean that we have had sex maybe some girls do but it is the sluts way of getting what she wants which is sex.

ME "hey guys you broke my bracelet'
Guy "i know now you have to have sex with me"
Me "no you just owe my 25 cents so i can get more"
Guy "fine i guess you aren't like the other gurls"

jelly bracelets by jessica August 24, 2004

moleorgy 

Someone with so many nasty moles on them it looks like a huge orgy of moles.

Karl Urban has a moleorgy above his right eye.

moleorgy by Jessica August 24, 2004

tubalube 

It is a state of mind when you reach silly insanity.

"I've had a tubalube time blocking all these frozen foods when they come crashing on me."

tubalube by Jessica August 19, 2004

maricruz valle aka(mari)

Well this is my cuz cuz Maricruz Valle. She's a 15 1/2 year old gurl who hates her wack ass name(jk)and she goes to SG high. We alwayz kick it together(theres nothin better 2 do)and she likes 2 talk on the phone with her homie Peter. Shes a pretty gurl with milk chocolate skin but a white chocolate personality. Shes a bolada(flirt)and sumtimes talks like a white chick but shes really a mexicana from Zacatecas, Mexico. When she was lil she had sum ashy lil legs and big,cute dirty ass shoes. AWWWWWW and everytime she wakes up she makes this baby noise it goes a lil sumthin like this (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!) it sounds cute in person.big booty mari

jessica:do u know a gurl named mari?
sum random guy from the street:o yeah i fuckin wanna hit that shit!

maricruz valle aka(mari) by Jessica August 18, 2004

dudfester 

loving someone so much that u hate them

she dudfestered the dumbass waiter she had every Tuesday

dudfester by Jessica August 17, 2004

Diet Pepsi

Light, crisp, and refreshing soft drink.

"Diet Pepsi is God."

Diet Pepsi by Jessica August 7, 2004