Jessica's definitions

picture whore

Kids on livejournal.com and other such sites that take thousands of pictures of themselves, most of these pictures look nearly exactly the same as the last picture usually. The irony is that 75% of picture whores claim to believe they're ugly.

Having picture whores on your LJ friends list is annoying, especially if they don't use LJ cuts, so you go to your friends page and it takes an hour to load.

by Jessica June 3, 2005

math

1)A subject, that in its elementry forms, can be quite useful to the average person, but around Algebra I, becomes pointless to people who aren't planning to enter a field of study focusing around math.
2)A class that many kids find tortous and confusing.
3)A class usually excelled in by: A)gifted peoples (like me lol) B)normal people who work their ass off to try and understand it or C) (this is j/k just laugh, don't hate) Asian kids.

1)People use simple math every time they count change.
2)Algebra I is totally killing my friends' grades.
3)Walk into a common high school math class and I bet you could pick out who will be doing well or not simply either by lack of friends or their features.

by Jessica March 14, 2004

hellifiknow

HELL IF I KNOW it means you dont know

what is 10+3? hellifiknow

by Jessica November 28, 2003

smoker's cough

a cough developed because of smoking

person a-*cough cough cough*
person b- i told you get off that stuff, that's that smoker's cough

by jessica January 27, 2004

scuttlebutt

Drinking fountain

So i'm goin to fill up my canteen over at the scuttlebutt.

by Jessica September 18, 2003

two for a dolla holla

say you have bus tickets they sell them 2 for a dollar.

don't have to waste 1.10

by Jessica December 11, 2003

shit shy

1) A person who cannot use a bathroom in a public place or with people around the vicinity.
2) Someone who is a wuss; pussy

1) I can't piss, im too shit shy.
2) Don't be fuckin shit shy, slash those mother fuckin tires foo.

by Jessica April 15, 2003