Jessica's definitions

Better Luck Tomorrow

The best movie ever to be created and probably the only movie with an all Asian cast that is not some sort of sterotype (martial arts, yazuka...). The rights to Better Luck Tomorrow were bought by MTV which tacked a confusing new ending on it. Its actors were awesome! Go Parry Shen!

Even though Better Luck Tomorrow is an independent film, since MTV bought the rights to it, you can find it at any Blockbuster.

by Jessica March 13, 2004

ball cheese

this nasty ass orange,yellowish shit incrusted on the ballz and he got is soo bad he gotta have sumone help him scrap it off or the DR. said his nuts are gunna fall off!Dat means that yo man dont wash his jewlz ladies ya gotta kick him to the curb! ya feel me!

jess~"yo megan, your man got ball cheese so bad i can smell his rank ass from here!"
megg~ "ya i know he asked me to help him scrap da shit off, i was like hell no fool, you trippin!"

by JESSICA July 13, 2004

sagemeister

A nooblet that scams on online games. Does nothing but scamming and pissing other players off.

"OMG that sagemeister scammed all my items!!"

by Jessica June 18, 2006

masturbates

pulral of masturbat

the dog masterbates the man.

by jessica March 16, 2005

weee!

something said when one is really excited and cant wait for something to happen.

the bands about to play and im feeling all weeeeeeeeee!

by jessica May 12, 2004

carnessary

Noun. When one pronounces a word incorrectly due to a typeo, division of word(s) on separate lines, an accidental combination of more than one word, or a basic mispronounciation.

Example #1: Pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: Pronouncing "car necessary" as "carnessary" because it was printed "carnecary"

Example #3: Reading "applaud" as "apple aud" because "appl" is on one line and "aud" is on the following line

by Jessica December 11, 2003

thing-a-ma-bob

anything that you do not know the name of.

very useful in the human language.

by jessica March 25, 2004