Jessica's definitions

petco

an EVIL PLACE where animals die everyday because the people hired have no idea whatsoever how to take care of animals. has had millions of lawsuits filed against them. petco should go curl up and die somewhere.. the problem is, where else is everyone going to get their pet stuff? (or pets?)

'did you see that thing in the paper about petco?'
'yea. i can't believe they found a bunch of starving guinea pigs and parakeets sitting in their own shit. i'm never going there again!'

by jessica February 23, 2005

pungry

A hungry fat black boy.

I'm hungry like a pungry.

by Jessica March 1, 2005

portmanteau word

a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words

chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron

by Jessica September 11, 2003

picture whore

Kids on livejournal.com and other such sites that take thousands of pictures of themselves, most of these pictures look nearly exactly the same as the last picture usually. The irony is that 75% of picture whores claim to believe they're ugly.

Having picture whores on your LJ friends list is annoying, especially if they don't use LJ cuts, so you go to your friends page and it takes an hour to load.

by Jessica June 3, 2005

xcon

private sex chamber

aka xXxcon/sexcon

"wow, look at aaron make jessica moan in xcon"

by jessica July 8, 2003

doy

Stands for good golly are you slow. Also it too can mean the same as duh....DOY is just way cooler to say...fo sho

Did you go to school today?
Doy Carl, you only saw me.

by jessica March 30, 2004

math

1)A subject, that in its elementry forms, can be quite useful to the average person, but around Algebra I, becomes pointless to people who aren't planning to enter a field of study focusing around math.
2)A class that many kids find tortous and confusing.
3)A class usually excelled in by: A)gifted peoples (like me lol) B)normal people who work their ass off to try and understand it or C) (this is j/k just laugh, don't hate) Asian kids.

1)People use simple math every time they count change.
2)Algebra I is totally killing my friends' grades.
3)Walk into a common high school math class and I bet you could pick out who will be doing well or not simply either by lack of friends or their features.

by Jessica March 14, 2004