Jessica's definitions

portmanteau word

a word arbitrarily formed of two distinct words

chortle, from chuckle and snort; cyclotron, from cycle and electron

by Jessica September 11, 2003

simile

a rhetorical figure expressing comparison or likeness, by use of such words as like, as, so

Her eyes were as pretty as diamonds;
ALSO
The sand was hot like fire

by Jessica September 11, 2003

spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"

by Jessica September 11, 2003

Facky

Something so stupid that there is really no point to it.

That television show is so freakin facky.

That person is facky

by Jessica September 18, 2003

scuttlebutt

Drinking fountain

So i'm goin to fill up my canteen over at the scuttlebutt.

by Jessica September 18, 2003

dork

a cool nerd or geek or freak

im such a friggen dork!

by Jessica September 24, 2003

bitchfruitard

1.bitchy fruity retard!

u are a BITCHFRUITARD with a dick

by JESSICA September 26, 2003