Jessica's definitions

schmegma

it's fucking sick that's what that is!

mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW

by jessica November 20, 2003

Douchbag

Look in the mirror....that's a douchbag!

your a douchbag

by Jessica February 5, 2004

bastardette

bastardette is a female bastard, a girl born without a father figure.

Shirley is a bastardette.

by Jessica March 10, 2005

6oz.Lb.cake

Found missing...AKA...the best band ever! ChickmunkSquash is the lead singer. You're cool Iguess...JF!

6oz.Lb.cake is the best band and they should have one at Battle of the Bands...either them or Thrown Out!

by jessica March 29, 2004

happy

noun; 1.one who is extremely stoned . . 2.or just hyper and giddy. . orr. . 3.one who is extremely intoxicated

1. Alex furnelli is such a happy
2. Adriann is such a happy
3. Gia is a wicked happy but im very dissapointed in her

by jessica March 18, 2005

dangerous

fine ass guy or guy

oh girl did u seethat huy over there he was dangerous.

by Jessica April 22, 2004

lylas

An acronym of "Love Ya Like A Sis"
used by preps who can't stop passing notes to other people in class.

Lauren: OMG! Thatz so unfair! Anywayz, clazz iz almozt ova, so cyaz! LYLAS!

by Jessica March 27, 2004