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Definitions by Jessica

Person1:"Hey your mom died today"
Person2: "NOACH!!"
noach by Jessica January 27, 2005

canoozaling 

Canoozaling is a term used to define the act of good loving. It usually includes all of the following:
Kissing (various locations including, cheeks, forehead, eyes, nose, lips), hugging, cuddling, words of endearment, head rubs, etc.
I saw Jessica and Carl canoozaling in the park.
canoozaling by Jessica January 25, 2005

Cock-block 

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)
1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."
Cock-block by Jessica January 17, 2005

White Widow 

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.
1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of White Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."
White Widow by Jessica January 14, 2005
Commonly misspelled as merc. It should be noted that the latter spelling is incorrect and even phonetically wrong. To murck is to:

1. Flee a seen immediately.
2. Kick a niggas ass.
3. Have intercourse with.
1. "Tha cops was called and I was 'bout to murck that shit."
2. "That nigga be pushin' up on my girl, and if he keep it up, i'mma murck his ass."
3. "Last night I murcked that fine ass bitch in da back seat of my whip."
murck by Jessica January 13, 2005

barlowgirl 

A girl that does not date. Can also be barlowguy/dude/chick/chicklette/boy etc.etc.
Oh, she's a barlowgirl. She doesn't date. I wonder why.
barlowgirl by Jessica January 5, 2005
what is given after sucking a part of the body (neck, chest, etc.)causing the blood vessels to break and leaving a bruise.
My boyfriend gave me the biggest hickey, i had to put cover-up on it.
hickey by Jessica January 5, 2005