Jesse's definitions

Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

by Jesse November 19, 2003

pop-up

An advertisement that pops up on your computer screen when you least expect it.

This pop-up stopper is a joke!

by Jesse August 11, 2003

shower babies

Jerking off in the shower

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town

by Jesse October 29, 2003

Shrimp smackdown

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.

"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."

by Jesse April 4, 2005

Point of Existence

An awesome mod created for Battlefield: Veitnam which totally owns DC.

This mod is the best mod ever created...

"I just blew up that tank whore with my F-22!"
"No way! I was that tank whore you faggot!"

by Jesse November 9, 2004

assdoggie

a annoying person wit simalarites to a ass and a dog.

"That richard is sure being a little assdoggie"

by Jesse February 14, 2005

Loced Out

The name of a very great rapper. A rapper who has a lot of flow. And can be found on Soundclick. Everyone loves him!

OMG Loced Out is the greatest! I wish i had hes Genes!

by Jesse March 8, 2005