Jesse's definitions

shed your sh*t/shed your skin

It's an encouraging phrase-- interchangeable with: Do yo' thang, get it done, rock it.....that sort of jazz.

"Yeah boy, shed your shit" "Good job! Shed that skin"

by JessE March 18, 2004

Shit Rope

The shit-covered rope which you use to try to climb out of a mess which you are in. You see the shit kind of acts like grease, the harder you hold on, the faster you fall down, all the way to con college.

You're up a shit rope now boys

by Jesse February 27, 2005

twap

Hitting another man in the nuts by whipping ur fingers into it

I twapped Ryan so hard he fell to the ground

by Jesse February 27, 2004

mex

Origin: Resessive Mexicans.
A very kee and oss Mexican with white skin and red hair which carries many strange resessive traits. Mexes often do yard work or have pressure washing businesses. They generally like to squeeze into trucks with 3 or 4 other Mexicans in them. It can be used as a name or a noun. When generically used, it can also simply mean Mexican, but it generally refers to sweaty Mexicans doing yard work.

"Hey, look there's 18 Mexes in that Toyota truck! How oss!"
"Sam's a mex."
"Hey, Mex, are you done mowing my yard?

by Jesse May 3, 2004

roadytart

When the passenger, upon entering an automobile, pulls the door handle at the same time the driver presses the "unlock" button. This creates a state of limbo where the driver thinks the door is unlocked, but the passenger cannot enter the vehichle. Until the driver presses the unlock button again (without the passenger's interference), the two said parties are stuck in a state of confusion, resulting in roadytart.

Charles popped the door handle twice - a signal that we were engaged in roadytart.

by Jesse March 16, 2005

bjere

Another word for delicious beer.

Damn, I could go for a bjere right now

by Jesse July 28, 2003

chimpeach

v., 1. To eliminate an enemy or malefactor, or to rectify a near fatal error or terrible mistake. 2. To remove from high office, through judicial review or public referendum, a dangerous imbecile, odious fraud, or chimpanzee. 3. To reclaim the soul of one's country by reversing or redressing a grievous historical injustice

"After Whitewater, Bush's lies about Iraq give us no choice but to chimpeach the murdering bastard, unless we want the whole goddam world to think that the lives of our sons and daughters are less significant than lying about a blowjob."

by jesse May 18, 2004