Shrimp smackdown

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.

"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."

by Jesse April 04, 2005

Ragly

Messy, frayed. Un-ordered in appearance or behavior. Resembling a rag.

Originally meant to describe clothing, and so now particulary appropriate as an adjective used to describe any non-clothing article.

First known appearance: Buffalo, New York, Depew train station, as observed by the author, "Portable Road". (Pub. 1999)

(Derogatory.)

"take yo ragly ass up out my place." (Portable Road, 1999)

by jesse November 09, 2004

Spogangster

A Spogangster or Spokangster is a person between ages 10 and 27 found in the city of Spokane. They typically wear crappy JNCO's, South Pole clothes, and the occasional Aeropostale and BOSS Wear hoodie. Also thinks U.S. Polo Association is a designer Ralph Lauren brand. Fake bling piercings are da bomb for them. The girls typically shop at Rave, Deb and other crappy girl's stores with "baby girl" shirts in them. They have no sense of fashion other than MTV rap videos, so they ultimately love their male counterpart Spogangsters, thinnking they are the rappers on MTV. Worships J-Lo and Lil' Jon. Guys have to be blonde, skinny and have shaved heads. Facial hair is highly encouraged to cover their white skin, so as to appear more Black. Ultimately failing. They typically hang out at Northtown Mall or walking up and down Division Street.

"Holy shit look at that Spogangster wih his baggy gray track suit and fake chains!"

by Jesse May 13, 2005

can I get a piece

It means that you want to have sex with a certain person.

Hey baby can I get a piece of that fine ass!

by Jesse April 25, 2004

Hesha

whoever said it means hella is hella stupid! the real meaning is whatever you want it to be.

Oh hesha fuck! You hesha!

by Jesse June 07, 2003

acid

Acid is
a) the really strong drug, known as LSD
b) the stuff that burns your face off if you somehow manage to get it there during chemistry class.

"I got some acid yesterday and I'm still trippin"

or

"God, I can't feel my face because i got acid on it last class period!!"

by Jesse March 06, 2005

internet boyfriend

someone online that you lust after without needing to meet them, communicate with them, or having any sort of contact with them. is also similiar to TV/Movie boy/girlfriend.

I was searching through some pictures on mostbeautifulman.com and totally found my new internet boyfriend. he is a hottie for sure!

by Jesse January 07, 2004