Roaches

Claiming your seat when you get up. Similar to fives, but, lasts longer than 5 minutes.
Just say "Roaches" when getting up out of your seat.

Or when you enter a room, and there's a seat available, you ask "Has this been roached?"
by Jesse June 10, 2004
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it pretty fucked up so why did u even bother looking it up! but it means fear of long words
he has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
by jesse March 03, 2005
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clodass

just like a jerkass but more of a clod than a jerk
outta my way you clodass
by jesse November 18, 2003
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Ooglefracken

A word that you shout when you are uberly pissed off. Also a grand name for a future Terminator movie. Spoken with a German accent.
rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk u r so dum
Me: Awwww frick
rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk i cant believe u r talkin lyk dat omg lyk u no noting
Me: I can't take this anymore!! OOGLEFRACKEN!!!
by Jesse February 04, 2005
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plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives
1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."
by jesse March 30, 2004
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the nuts in your mouth

a winning hand in poker
have the best hand
the guy thought i was bluffing, and i showed in i had the ace high flush, and he realized i had nuts in his mouth
by jesse December 31, 2004
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tumble weed

pubic hair that is never shaven and has so much hair that it comes out of her panties (usualy granny)
we were gonna have sex but then i realized she had a tumble weed
by jesse March 03, 2004
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