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tech deck time

best video ever man funny thing guy cant tech deck what a funny video
by jesse April 5, 2003
mugGet the tech deck timemug.

yeah dude

Newly defined term amongst scenesters for jocks and preps, derived from their constant use of "YEAH DUDE!"
Scenester: Some yeah dude just called me a fag cause I'm wearing tight girl pants.
by Jesse May 13, 2005
mugGet the yeah dudemug.

mex

Origin: Resessive Mexicans.
A very kee and oss Mexican with white skin and red hair which carries many strange resessive traits. Mexes often do yard work or have pressure washing businesses. They generally like to squeeze into trucks with 3 or 4 other Mexicans in them. It can be used as a name or a noun. When generically used, it can also simply mean Mexican, but it generally refers to sweaty Mexicans doing yard work.
"Hey, look there's 18 Mexes in that Toyota truck! How oss!"
"Sam's a mex."
"Hey, Mex, are you done mowing my yard?
by Jesse May 3, 2004
mugGet the mexmug.

spokangster

A.K.A. 'Spogangster' - A person between ages of 12 and 25, lives in Spokane, skinny, white, shaved headed blonde facial hair, South Pole, JNCO, loves Lil Jon, loves J Lo, fat girlfriend shops at Deb, thinks US POLO ASSN. is actually Polo, drive a shitty car with subs, hangs out at Northtown Mall and Division St., fake bling. No style sensibility. Oh and dont forget the sideways G-Unit hat. Has no idea that Spokane is not a huge city. Spokane is one of the safest cities in the West.
"Im a Spokangster. I'm living a life of failure."
"Im a Spokangster...word up...oh sorry dogg I gtg cuz my mom be blowin up my cel."
by Jesse March 22, 2005
mugGet the spokangstermug.

Roaches

Claiming your seat when you get up. Similar to fives, but, lasts longer than 5 minutes.
Just say "Roaches" when getting up out of your seat.

Or when you enter a room, and there's a seat available, you ask "Has this been roached?"
by Jesse June 9, 2004
mugGet the Roachesmug.

slippage

the act or result of too much lube on a sexual partner.
I was bangin her out but the lube caused some slippage and i fell and broke my hip.
by Jesse May 13, 2005
mugGet the slippagemug.

bjere

Damn, I could go for a bjere right now
by Jesse July 28, 2003
mugGet the bjeremug.

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