JessE's definitions

elpimpahoe

ill pimp a hoe

next week elpimpahoe

by jesse June 17, 2004

roadytart

When the passenger, upon entering an automobile, pulls the door handle at the same time the driver presses the "unlock" button. This creates a state of limbo where the driver thinks the door is unlocked, but the passenger cannot enter the vehichle. Until the driver presses the unlock button again (without the passenger's interference), the two said parties are stuck in a state of confusion, resulting in roadytart.

Charles popped the door handle twice - a signal that we were engaged in roadytart.

by Jesse March 16, 2005

ruckus

a disturbance, loud obnoxious noise

principal: whats this ruckus?
student: I didnt hear a ruckus
principal: I heard a ruckus
student: can you describe this ruckus?

by jesse April 22, 2004

stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

by Jesse March 17, 2007

pisar

Spanish Word meaning fuck

" ese wey se va ir a pisar esa morra "

by Jesse May 13, 2005

Pwebfo

A mysterious typo which has a hidden meaning. Not even it's owner can fully understand it.

Damn, you dirty ass pwebfo. Get off my lawn.

by Jesse August 26, 2003

gangsta

bitches who follow thier leader,
someone who cant fight alone,
someone scared of bigger kids so they get backup,
someone who thinks its cool so joins not knowing he's being the real "gangstas" bitch,
basically a dumbass who cant defend himself or stand alone also known as pussies,

"gangsta" yo fagot did u juss mak fun o my set bitch?
"me" dude i live here too
"gangsta"i gittin my dawgs on your ass yo
"me" dude shut the fuck up, and take me on alone
"gangsta" ahhh , suspect, lil joker,kid, lil devil, fuck come here im gittin some disrespect over here

by jesse February 17, 2005