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burt

when you burp and fart at the same time it feels funny but its hilarious
Dude i gotta burt!
by jess March 27, 2003
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Squid

A term used to describe one who is a novice at something, not good at something, ultimately a loser.
The JV cheerleaders are such squids.

That freshman epitomizes the word squid.
by Jess January 20, 2005
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man-whore

Not quite a player...but someone who insists on constantly being around women. Instead of going for sex there goal is to get halfway towards a g/f and then stop. Commonly metrosexuals.
(Looking at a guy getting a back rub from another girl, but now real action)
Dave is such a man-whore.
by Jess December 27, 2003
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complasted

Being very high (on pot or pills) and fairly drunk at the same time, almost to the point of passing out, but you still can tell whats going on
It has a hippie influence as it was started in Lawrence Kansas by a bunch of complasted college students.
*arriving at a party*
-dude, these people are messed up
-They're totally complasted

or

-Are you ok?
-i'm great, i've been complasted since noon.
by Jess September 1, 2008
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ham

A glorious meat. The meat with the most humor value. It also tastes the best on pizza.
"Mmm, I sure could go for some ham right now."
by Jess April 25, 2004
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babo

"Stupid" or "idiot" in Korean
person: You cheated! You babo!
by Jess June 15, 2003
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badonkadonk

the melody of "Lapdance" remixed remixed by Nine Inch Nails and Trent Reznor; bootilicious booty, not necessarily female.
"ooh baby you want me?," "Badonkadonk!"
by Jess February 20, 2004
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