Jess's definitions

dick brain

a word that is used on An Officer and a Gentleman instead of saying fuck or sumother word

U r a dick brain!!

by Jess April 5, 2004

Halford

A person who is flamboyantly gay.

That dude over there in the leather vest and ass chaps is a total Halford.

by Jess September 18, 2003

shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

by Jess April 11, 2005

foom

elissa, cool, a nice sound.

fiona apple is coming out with a new album. foom!

by jess October 24, 2004

ness

That much more perfect

Hey Budness, I love you

by Jess July 29, 2003

albertane

The word albertane comes from the latin word alabertanamus which means large and important, just kidding! the word albertane comes from the song "Man from Milwaukee." The song is about an alien from Mars who lives in the capital city of Mars Albertane. See you on Albertane the show i mean.

i come from the planet albertane

by jess May 14, 2004

sk8

the stupid word little poser punk rockers use while trying to be cool.

"he was a sk8er boi she said see you later boy." -avril lavigne

by jess December 29, 2003