Jess's definitions

ness

That much more perfect

Hey Budness, I love you

by Jess July 29, 2003

buttram

The last name of a Shawnee Indian. Also my great uncle or grandfather or something

my last name is buttram...and pats last name is buttram...weve gotta be related somehow

by Jess October 17, 2003

complasted

Being very high (on pot or pills) and fairly drunk at the same time, almost to the point of passing out, but you still can tell whats going on
It has a hippie influence as it was started in Lawrence Kansas by a bunch of complasted college students.

*arriving at a party*
-dude, these people are messed up
-They're totally complasted

or

-Are you ok?
-i'm great, i've been complasted since noon.

by Jess September 1, 2008

ham

A glorious meat. The meat with the most humor value. It also tastes the best on pizza.

"Mmm, I sure could go for some ham right now."

by Jess April 25, 2004

poontang

cootanany, cherry pie

Chad got some good poontang last night!

by Jess February 2, 2005

badonkadonk

the melody of "Lapdance" remixed remixed by Nine Inch Nails and Trent Reznor; bootilicious booty, not necessarily female.

"ooh baby you want me?," "Badonkadonk!"

by Jess February 20, 2004

sk8

the stupid word little poser punk rockers use while trying to be cool.

"he was a sk8er boi she said see you later boy." -avril lavigne

by jess December 29, 2003