Jess's definitions

awnold

An imaginary pig who wears nike shoes and talks with a british accent.

Have you seen awnold? I can't find him.

by Jess April 18, 2005

complasted

Being very high (on pot or pills) and fairly drunk at the same time, almost to the point of passing out, but you still can tell whats going on
It has a hippie influence as it was started in Lawrence Kansas by a bunch of complasted college students.

*arriving at a party*
-dude, these people are messed up
-They're totally complasted

or

-Are you ok?
-i'm great, i've been complasted since noon.

by Jess September 1, 2008

hoverboots

Patricks own stupid invention hahahaha

patrick invented hoverboots when he had absolutely nothing better to do

by Jess March 15, 2004

Monty Python

A comedy troop made up of 4 Limeys, a Yank, and a Welsh tart. Enjoy making fun of Spam, Dead Parrots, poofs, and dressing in drag. God is in every single movie made.

Have you seen Monty Python on tv recently?

by Jess October 20, 2003

fatarm

when you lift your arm up and there is fat jiggling to and fro.
or you are just obese and everything about you is fat, including your arms.

wayne, "dont look now! that lady has some serious fatarm."
jimbo, "damn bro, that lady fat."

by jess October 16, 2004

foom

elissa, cool, a nice sound.

fiona apple is coming out with a new album. foom!

by jess October 24, 2004

buttram

The last name of a Shawnee Indian. Also my great uncle or grandfather or something

my last name is buttram...and pats last name is buttram...weve gotta be related somehow

by Jess October 17, 2003